Trump reaches ‘peace deal’ with Iran, war is finally over

U.S. & Iran make up.

Blog King, Mass Appeal

TEHRAN — “🎵Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya!🎵” It’s over. It’s finally over. After 106 days of blowin’ each other to smithereens, the United States surrendered… er, I mean reached a peace agreement with Iran to bring about the cessation of the war. Yessir, Donald Trump’s “Operation Epic Fury” — the joint U.S. and Israeli military campaign that started on February 28, 2026 — is toast. The Commander-in-Chief announced the good news on Sunday. “The Deal with the Islamic Republic of Iran is now complete,” Trump, 80, said in a Truth Social post. “Congratulations to all! I hereby fully authorize the toll-free opening of the Strait of Hormuz, and, simultaneously herewith, authorize the immediate removal of the United States Naval blockade. Ships of the world, start your engines. Let the oil flow.” In addition to opening up the Strait of Hormuz to allow oil tankers to pass through the region sans a toll, the deal includes permanent termination of military operations. That means no more bombings and/or bustin’ caps.

As soon as Trump made the announcement, global oil prices dropped by more than 4 percent. The pact, however, doesn’t contain specifics about the status of Iran’s nuclear program and the potency of their ballistic missiles. Social media reaction was off the chain. One commenter wrote, “The war is not over until we get a Trump Casino and golf course built in the capital of Iran.”

Another chimed in with:

I’ll believe it when I see it.”

A third person added, “Congratulations! We are back where we began. What an achievement! The Strait of Hormuz was open before Trump started the war. So, what did we accomplish? Not a goddamn thang!”

Now that the war is over, here’s the death toll:

– Roughly 6,000 Iranians were killed.
– Another 3,700 mofos got smoked in Lebanon.
– More than 60 Israelis received dirt naps.
– And, 15 Americans were Ctrl-Alt-Deleted.

The war has also cost taxpayers more than $40 billion.

Do you think it was a waste of time?

Were lives lost unnecessarily?

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