Obama promotes COVID-19 vaccine. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — As part of his “Roll Up Your Sleeves” initiative, quondam President Barack Obama met virtually with NBA greats Shaquille O’Neal and Charles Barkley to pressurize negroes into getting the coronavirus vaccine. Obama opened the chinwag with wisecracks about Shaq’s business ventures and Barkley’s waistline before starting a disquisition on immunizations. ...

President Biden hiding dementia? Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Conservative commentator Candace Owens believes dementia is the reason President Joe Biden fell three times while climbing the stairs of Air Force One and she’s not alone. The 78-year-old Democrat was caught on camera tripping on the steps Friday morning. Very embarrassing. White House officials claim high wind played a ...

Barack Obama writes memoir.  Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — From the outside lookin’ in, Barack Obama’s eight years in the White House appeared to be mostly unicorns and rainbows. But, according to his new 768-page memoir “A Promised Land,” the quondam Commander-in-Chief went through hell and back as the intricacies that come with being president took a toll on ...

Asya Branch wins ‘Miss USA’ crown.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MEMPHIS — Asya Branch, a black chick who represents Mississippi, was crowned Miss USA on Monday during a pageantry that aired live from Elvis Presley’s Graceland mansion in Memphis, Tennessee. But the 22-year-old beauty queen is catching hell for being a staunch Donald Trump supporter. Asya, a registered Republican, recently ...

SNL cast attacks veteran rappers.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — The cast of “Saturday Night Live” poked fun at Ice Cube and Lil Wayne this weekend for working with President Donald Trump on a ‘Platinum Plan’ to augment capital in penurious black communities. As part of a Halloween-themed cold open sketch, Jim Carrey’s Joe Biden was busy reading ...

Jason interviews President Trump.  Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Former Kansas City Star columnist Jason Whitlock paid a visit to the White House on Wednesday to talk negro politics with President Donald Trump. The sedentary chinwag aired on Whitlock’s newly launched website Outkick.com. Donning a Stygian suit and a pair of sneakers, Whitlock sat across from the Commander-in-Chief and ...

Attorney General attacks governors.  Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Attorney General William Barr ruffled some feathers on Wednesday when he drew parallels between coronavirus lockdown measures and slavery. The corpulent barrister called the national stay-at-home order the “greatest intrusion on civil liberties [in U.S. history] other than slavery.” Barr, 70, voiced the juxtaposition while speaking at a ‘Constitution Day’ ...

Kamala said don’t trust lying Trump.  Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — During his peroration at the Republican National Convention, President Donald Trump unveiled plans to unleash a coronavirus vaccine by the end of the calendar year. But Democratic vice presidential candidate Kamala Harris said we should think twice before receiving inoculations; mainly because it’s her assertion Trump will do ...

Mr. Trump makes presidential case. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — If you recall, a few weeks ago, President Donald Trump labeled the coronavirus pandemic a hoax. While delivering an hour-long oration during Thursday night’s Republican National Convention, the Commander-in-Chief doubled down on that assertion… and then some. Amid thunderous chants of “four more years,” Trump yapped his beak in ...

Melania Trump promotes unity.  Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — During her oration Tuesday night on behalf of the Republican National Convention, Melania Trump said the key to subjugating the coronavirus pandemic and subsequent economic catastrophe is for Americans to amalgamate, hold hands and sing “Kumbaya.” The First Lady delivered her address in the White House Rose Garden as her ...