Android Sophia seeking family. Blog King, Mass Appeal SAUDI ARABIA — Not sure if you’re aware of this but, in 2017, a Saudi Arabian humanoid named Sophia made history by becoming the first android to be accorded legal citizenship. Well, now she wants a baby and a robotic family to boot. Kid you not. Sophia confabulated her desire for accouchement ...

Waffle House mom suffers lambasting.  Blog King, Mass Appeal COLUMBIA — Tiffany Clark, a mother of four, got excoriated over a TikTok video of her holding a baby while working the graveyard shift at Waffle House. The unsanitary ordeal transpired in South Carolina. Raw footage shows Tiffany carrying her 4-month-old niece Octavia in a greasy ass kitchen while she prepared ...

Pandemic babies resemble aliens. Blog King, Mass Appeal MEXICO — A video has gone viral that shows the ill effects of the COVID vaccine on infants. The parents were inoculated between December 2020 and January 2021. Many of the “black-eyed babies” have dilated pupils coupled with premature aging. The tots resemble an admixture of aliens and manikins. The video shows ...

Nas X pregnancy drawin’ criticism. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Lil Nas X is having a baby and he has the sonogram to prove it! The homosexual rapper ruffled some feathers Thursday afternoon when he released a maternal photoshoot to promote his new album “Montero.” One of the pics shows a gravid Nas (né Montero Lamar Hill) cradling ...

Derricos have children galore. Blog King, Mass Appeal LAS VEGAS — Deon Derrico, 49, and his horny ass wife Karen, 40, have fourteen children plus a bun in the oven. That’s not a misprint. Karen is gravid and expecting Baby No. 15 or 16 or 17. But grandma is pissed because she believes that’s too many kids. Deon and Karen, ...

‘Home Alone’ star welcomes a baby. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Turns out, Macaulay Culkin wasn’t “Home Alone” after all. He had a woman with him which explains why he’s the proud father of a newborn son. The 40-year-old thespian and his girlfriend, actress Brenda Song, welcomed a bouncy baby boy to the world on Monday, April 5th, ...

MVP and Brittany welcome a baby. Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Patrick Mahomes ran for his life in the Super Bowl. Now he’ll spend the next few years chasing a crumb snatcher around the house. That’s because Patrick — MVP quarterback of the Kansas City Chiefs — and his fiancée, Brittany Matthews, welcomed a healthy baby girl to ...

Nicki shares 1st baby slideshow. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Nicki Minaj is starting to get the hang of this parenting thing. The 38-year-old lyricist published a slideshow of baby photos via Instagram on Saturday, saying, “Becoming a mom is by far the most fulfilling job I’ve ever taken on.” Nicki, wife of maligned ex-con Kenneth Petty, gave ...

Fantasia Barrino ‘pregnant’ again. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHARLOTTE — It took five years of conjugal insemination but it’s finally gonna happen. Fantasia Barrino is about to have another baby! The “American Idol” winner and her husband of half a decade — Kendall Taylor — are expecting their first crumbsnatcher together. It’ll be Fantasia’s third child with a different father. ...

Nicki & Kenny welcome baby. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Nicki Minaj is finally a mom! The 37-year-old rapper and maligned hubby Kenneth “Zoo” Petty welcomed their first crumbsnatcher on Wednesday in Los Angeles. Nicki, if you recall, unveiled her gestation back in July with a bikini-clad photo gallery to illustrate her enormous baby bump. She captioned one post ...