Asya Branch wins ‘Miss USA’ crown.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MEMPHIS — Asya Branch, a black chick who represents Mississippi, was crowned Miss USA on Monday during a pageantry that aired live from Elvis Presley’s Graceland mansion in Memphis, Tennessee. But the 22-year-old beauty queen is catching hell for being a staunch Donald Trump supporter. Asya, a registered Republican, recently ...

Megan got shot, surgery a success.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Megan Thee Stallion got shot in the pinky toe. However, after undergoing successful foot surgery, a lengthy convalescence now looms. The big-booty lyricist suffered multiple gunshot wounds early Sunday morning in Los Angeles while hangin’ out with diminutive rap artist Tory Lanez. To defuse scuttlebutt, Megan disseminated ...

Black Panthers seeking change. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA — The “Black Panthers” are back and they’re hunting white supremacists. Donning their signature Stygian raiments and pragmatic scowl, the heavily armed militia marched through Stone Mountain Park near Atlanta on Independence Day clamoring reparations and the obliteration of the gigantic Confederate rock effigy that’s widely regarded as being a monolith ...

Alexander busted with weed & gun. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — Former Kansas Jayhawk Cliff Alexander, who flamed out in the NBA after one regrettable season, was thrown behind bars after police found a loaded “Glock 21” and marijuana inside his truck. The Mary Jane ordeal transpired during a routine traffic stop around 9:30 p.m. on May 6th in ...

Earl Thomas got caught cheating.  Blog King, Mass Appeal AUSTIN, Texas — Baltimore Ravens safety Earl Thomas damn near got his brains blown out… by his wife. According to TMZ, the 31-year-old defensive back is lucky to be alive after Nina Thomas held a loaded 9mm Berreta less than a foot from his cranium after she caught him cheating with ...

Black man shot while jogging.  Blog King, Mass Appeal BRUNSWICK — Law enforcement officials in Georgia are investigating after 25-year-old Ahmaud Arbery — a black man — was gunned down in broad daylight by two white men, Gregory McMichael, 64, and his son Travis, 34. The sanguinary ordeal transpired during a citizen’s arrest on February 23rd in a neighborhood outside ...

Boyfriend gets smoked by teen. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHARLOTTE — Steven Kelley, 46, beat the hell out of his girlfriend — Chandra Nierman — the other day. But it won’t happen again. That’s because he’s six feet deep. To make a long story transient… Steve got smoked by Chandra’s 15-year-old daughter on August 8th in Charlotte, North Carolina, and ...