Old man marries teenage beauty.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — Mike Haugabook, 61, is facing venomous backlash after he married his goddaughter, Deja Evans, as soon as she turned 18. Yuck! That’s gross! Mike, you sick bastard! The crazy lovebirds cemented their nuptials last weekend during a conjugal ceremony in Florida where it’s legal to get hitched at a ...

Blac Chyna rips unvaxxed folks. Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — Rob Kardashian’s quondam fiancée is trippin.’ A TikTok video has gone viral that shows Blac Chyna spewing a profanity-laced PSA at unvaccinated people at Miami International Airport. The big booty model sort of resembled a crackhead in dire need of a fix. “Go get checked out,” Blac Chyna screamed ...

Kodak grabs his mother’s booty.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HAITI — The coronavirus pandemic has everybody losing their damn mind. A video has gone viral that shows rapper Kodak Black grabbin’ his mother’s ass before tongue-kissing her on the dance floor. No bullsh*t. The act of incest transpired over the weekend at a family soirée. Cell phone footage shows Kodak ...

Serena Williams seeking divorce?  Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — It might be time to stick a fork in Serena Williams’ marriage because it appears to be done. The curvaceous tennis star is reportedly leaving her white hubby, Alexis Ohanian, after 4 years of holy matrimony. The swirling lovebirds said “I do” in 2017 during a lavish ceremony in New ...

Florida mom rips public education. Blog King, Mass Appeal LEESBURG — Florida mom Quisha King received a standing ovation Thursday when she called for a “mass exodus” from the public school system in an emotional peroration for the ages. Quisha, a mother of two, is sick and tired of educators pushing left-wing agendas on students. Her comments came during a ...

Urban Meyer is facing adversity.  Blog King, Mass Appeal JACKSONVILLE — Urban Meyer, first year head coach of the Jacksonville Jaguars, is sick and tired of losing. So he blew off some steam over the weekend by getting a lap dance from a prepossessing blonde inside his own bar called “Urban Chophouse.” Only problem is Urban’s a married man. He ...

Joy Reid versus Candace Owens. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Joy Reid is under fire again. But what else is new? The MSNBC host ruffled some feathers the other day when she said extensive media coverage was dedicated to Gabby Petito’s disappearance as a benefit of the “Missing White Woman Syndrome.” Gabby, a travel blogger from Florida, came ...

Gabrielle Union brutally honest. Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — Dwyane Wade cheated on Gabrielle Union 8 years ago and she almost left his ass. The 48-year-old actress told all their business in her new memoir “You Got Anything Stronger?” If you recall, D-Wade got another chick pregnant 5 years into his relationship with Gabby. The “Being Mary Jane” star ...

Security guard punched a child. Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — This week’s “I F*cked Up A Good Job Award” belongs to 40-year-old security guard Antwan Ruffin who was fired for punching a 7th grade student. The assault went down Thursday at Horace Mann Middle School in Miami, Florida. It was also captured on video. Instagram Live footage shows Ruffin, ...

Manager beats shoplifter’s ass.  Blog King, Mass Appeal JACKSONVILLE — Law enforcement officials in North Florida are investigating after a female store manager stabbed a male shoplifter multiple times. The Zorro impersonation went down inside a Family Dollar store. It was also captured on video. Cell phone footage shows the cashier pummeling the thief before pulling out a knife and ...