Amanda Gorman honorary captain.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Amanda Gorman recited a kickass poem at President Joe Biden’s inauguration. Now she plans to do the same at Super Bowl LV. The 22-year-old poet, who captivated America with “The Hill We Climb,” has been selected as an honorary captain for the February 7th interleague matchup featuring our Super ...

Lil Wayne gets Trump pardon.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — Looks like Lil Wayne won’t serve a decade behind bars after all. That’s because President Donald Trump has decided to make the embattled lyricist a notable beneficiary of a presidential pardon before his successor, Joe Biden, officially takes office. Last December, Weezy (né Dwayne Michael Carter) pled guilty in ...

The police raided scientist’s home.  Blog King, Mass Appeal TALLAHASSEE — Authorities in Tallahassee, Florida are catching hell after they raided the residence of Rebekah Jones — the whistleblowing data scientist who was terminated by Governor Ron DeSantis after she refused to falsify coronavirus statistics. In other words, the powers that be wanted her to bamboozle the public. The incursion ...

Gerrell Williams assaults player. Blog King, Mass Appeal KISSIMMEE — Youth football coach Gerrell Williams will spend the Christmas holiday behind bars after he smacked a 9-year-old player twice in the head during a tournament. He also grabbed the youngster by the throat. The heinous ordeal transpired on December 7th in Kissimmee, Florida. It was also captured on video. Cell ...

Phil accused of being ‘squalid.’  Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — Phil Collins and his avaricious ex-wife, Orianne Bates, rekindled their romance five years ago following a 7-year lacuna. Now she’s suing the 69-year-old singer for two reasons: 1) He’s trying to evict her from their multi-million dollar mansion after promising a 50/50 ownership split, and 2) His hygiene is ...

Mariah & Derek knocked boots.  Blog King, Mass Appeal BEVERLY HILLS — Mariah Carey had sex with Derek Jeter… and she liked it. The 50-year-old Grammy winner disclosed intimate details of their candlelit tryst in her recently released tell-all memoir, “The Meaning of Mariah Carey,” saying she met the Major League Baseball legend at a dinner soirée in 1997. Both ...

Tiger King joins homicide probe.  Blog King, Mass Appeal FORT WORTH — Misery loves company and, despite being incarcerated, the “Tiger King” is hellbent on taking Carole Baskin down with him. As he awaits a presidential pardon, Joe Exotic (né Joseph Maldonado) has joined an FBI probe into the disappearance of Carole’s first husband, Don Lewis, who vanished in 1997. ...

Epstein docuseries illuminates horror.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Ok, here’s all you need to know about Jeffrey Epstein’s “Filthy Rich” docuseries on Netflix: For starters, it illuminates a horrifying veracity; eerily comparable to the sadism we witnessed in “Surviving R. Kelly.” Epstein, an unlicensed teacher-turned-financier, was accused of raping and abusing dozens of minor girls at his ...

Stacey is gettin’ fourth divorce. Blog King, Mass Appeal TAMPA — Stacey Dash, lead actress in the VH1 series “Single Ladies,” is a single lady once again. The 53-year-old thespian and her husband, Jeffrey Marty, are calling it quits after 2 years of holy matrimony; making it Stacey’s fourth divorce. The “Clueless” star made the announcement Thursday via Instagram. “My ...

Division rivals chasing Chiefs. Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Former Oakland Raiders head coach John Madden once said, “speed kills,” and our Super Bowl champion Kansas City Chiefs are living proof of that. Arnie Stapleton of the Associated Press concocted an editorial delineating the impact KC is having on the personnel decisions of AFC West division rivals. The ...