Black teen mom busted, charged. Blog King, Mass Appeal HIALEA — Bryunna Joyce, a 19-year-old black chick, was thrown in the slammer after she filmed herself smacking and suffocating her 5-week-old daughter then sent the video to her baby daddy as reprisal, telling him, “You don’t think I won’t kill her? I’ll just act like it’s an accident.” The heinous ...

Bryshere Gray busted & jailed.  Blog King, Mass Appeal GOODYEAR, Ariz — Bryshere Gray, who starred as Hakeem Lyon in the Fox hip-hop drama “Empire,” will spend time behind bars for delivering his best Ike Turner impersonation (away from the TV studio). The 27-year-old actor was sentenced to 10 days in jail for felony aggravated assault after he pummeled his ...

Navy pilots say aliens are real.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Albeit begrudgingly, the United States Government is finally admitting UFOs are real. See, we’re not batshit crazy after all. Pentagon officials didn’t have much of a choice. They had to come clean. If you gaze into the sky, chances are you’ll descry a flying saucer zooming through ...

Sex offender got busted, charged. Blog King, Mass Appeal PENSACOLA — Jared Paul Stanga was thrown in the slammer after he tried to kidnap a little girl in broad daylight. The abduction attempt transpired at the child’s bus stop around 7 a.m. in West Pensacola, Florida. It was also captured on video. Surveillance footage shows Jared’s bitch ass attacking 11-year-old ...

Police released Walton footage.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — “No one out-pizzas the Hut!” Miami police released a video that shows former NFL player Mark Walton actin’ a damn fool at Pizza Hut before punching his own cousin in the face. He also urinated on himself. Yuck! The pissy ordeal transpired around 11:30 p.m. on January 31st. Police body ...

Uber driver was bitten by nurse. Blog King, Mass Appeal TAMPA — Michele Stilwell, a 55-year-old nurse, was thrown in the slammer after she choked her Uber driver before masticating the scruff of his neck. Yuck! That’s gross! The zombie attack transpired around 5 p.m. on April 17th in Tampa, Florida. It was also captured on video. Cell phone footage ...

Tyson announced Holyfield rematch. Blog King, Mass Appeal VEGAS — If you recall, in June 1997, Iron Mike Tyson masticated Evander Holyfield’s ear during their WBA Heavyweight Championship rematch at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada. Healthy earlobes be damned, they’re gonna face each other in the ring 24 years later. Tyson, 54, and Holyfield, 58, are ...

Black men killed Caucasian chick.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — Evoire Collier, 21, and Dorian Taylor, 24, had their black asses thrown in jail after they raped and killed a vacationing white woman. The heinous ordeal transpired early Thursday morning around 1 a.m. in Miami during Spring Break. According to police reports, Evoire and Dorian gave 24-year-old Christine Englehardt ...

J.Lo and A-Rod ‘calling it quits.’ Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — You can stick a fork in Jennifer Lopez’s relationship because it’s done. The 51-year-old singer and her fiancé, former New York Yankees infielder Alex Rodriguez, are calling it quits after 4 years of copulation. J.Lo and A-Rod went asunder on Friday amid scuttlebutt of Alex canoodling with “Southern ...

Stacey Dash is seekin’ change. Blog King, Mass Appeal TAMPA — Stacey Dash is done giving up the derrière to White guys. After 4 failed marriages and a criminal record, she’s now open to giving Black dudes a chance. The former Donald Trump supporter is so serious, she had a member of her retinue contact an African American celebrity to ...