Tyson announced Holyfield rematch. Blog King, Mass Appeal VEGAS — If you recall, in June 1997, Iron Mike Tyson masticated Evander Holyfield’s ear during their WBA Heavyweight Championship rematch at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada. Healthy earlobes be damned, they’re gonna face each other in the ring 24 years later. Tyson, 54, and Holyfield, 58, are ...

Black men killed Caucasian chick.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — Evoire Collier, 21, and Dorian Taylor, 24, had their black asses thrown in jail after they raped and killed a vacationing white woman. The heinous ordeal transpired early Thursday morning around 1 a.m. in Miami during Spring Break. According to police reports, Evoire and Dorian gave 24-year-old Christine Englehardt ...

J.Lo and A-Rod ‘calling it quits.’ Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — You can stick a fork in Jennifer Lopez’s relationship because it’s done. The 51-year-old singer and her fiancé, former New York Yankees infielder Alex Rodriguez, are calling it quits after 4 years of copulation. J.Lo and A-Rod went asunder on Friday amid scuttlebutt of Alex canoodling with “Southern ...

Stacey Dash is seekin’ change. Blog King, Mass Appeal TAMPA — Stacey Dash is done giving up the derrière to White guys. After 4 failed marriages and a criminal record, she’s now open to giving Black dudes a chance. The former Donald Trump supporter is so serious, she had a member of her retinue contact an African American celebrity to ...

Johnny Damon thrown in jail. Blog King, Mass Appeal ORLANDO — Former Kansas City Royals outfielder Johnny Damon had his inebriated ass thrown in jail for drinking and driving. The DUI bust transpired around 1:30 a.m. on February 19th in Windermere, Florida. It was also captured on video. Police body cam footage shows a drunken Johnny and his wife, Michelle ...

MVP and Brittany welcome a baby. Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Patrick Mahomes ran for his life in the Super Bowl. Now he’ll spend the next few years chasing a crumb snatcher around the house. That’s because Patrick — MVP quarterback of the Kansas City Chiefs — and his fiancée, Brittany Matthews, welcomed a healthy baby girl to ...

Patrick Mahomes receives support.  Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Patrick Mahomes’ mother, Randi Mahomes, and his gravid fiancée — Brittany Matthews — excoriated media coverage of Super Bowl LV and they were equally pissed at the referees for calling a bunch of bullsh*t on the Kansas City Chiefs. The two most prominent women in Patrick’s life vented their ...

Britt Reid caused automobile crash.  Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Law enforcement officials in the American Heartland are investigating after Kansas City Chiefs linebackers coach Britt Reid instigated a brutal 3-vehicle crash Thursday night that left a 5-year-old girl hospitalized with brain damage. The accident transpired around 9 p.m. near Arrowhead Stadium. Britt, son of Chiefs head coach ...

Florida burglar ‘flatters’ judge.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — Florida burglar Demetrius Lewis, aka “Courtroom Romeo,” set the Internet ablaze on Thursday after he flirted with the judge during his bail hearing. Due to COVID-19, his mack daddy attempt transpired remotely inside Judge Tabitha Blackmon’s Fort Lauderdale courtroom. The virtual hearing went viral. A handcuffed Demetrius kicked things off ...

Mark Walton is arrested, jailed. Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — NFL running back Mark Walton was thrown in the slammer again, except this time over a damn pizza. Close to midnight on January 31st, the 23-year-old free agent experienced contretemps with a Pizza Hut worker over the phone then showed up at the Miami eatery to kick some ass. ...