Bill and Melinda calling it quits. Blog King, Mass Appeal MEDINA — Ladies, the Antichrist is suddenly single and, if you have $666 to spare, you can help offset his divorce filing fee. That’s because Microsoft originator Bill Gates, 65, and wife Melinda Gates, 56, are calling it quits after 27 years of holy matrimony. Melinda filed dissolution documents in ...

Lil Nas X having change of heart? Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — First, he marketed 666 pairs of “Satan Shoes” with a Nike swoosh logo. Now he’s a crusader for the Lord. Gay rapper Lil Nas X, 22, is once again catching hell (no pun intended) after he released a Christian clothing line that features a blasphemous “I ...

Obama promotes COVID-19 vaccine. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — As part of his “Roll Up Your Sleeves” initiative, quondam President Barack Obama met virtually with NBA greats Shaquille O’Neal and Charles Barkley to pressurize negroes into getting the coronavirus vaccine. Obama opened the chinwag with wisecracks about Shaq’s business ventures and Barkley’s waistline before starting a disquisition on immunizations. ...

Lil Nas X joined Lucifer’s clique.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — Lil Nas X has sold his soul to the devil and, according to him, it’s “better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven.” The gay rapper set the Internet ablaze on Friday when he released his new music video “Montero” that shows him sliding down a ...

Vaccine scientist forecasts doom.  Blog King, Mass Appeal GERMANY — Dr. Geert Vanden Bossche, a renowned vaccine scientist who has collaborated with numerous pharmaceutical corporations, is sounding the alarm over the mass inoculation of coronavirus vaccines worldwide. In a recently released video, Dr. Vanden Bossche said it’s imperative we “halt all COVID-19 vaccinations immediately, or uncontrollable monsters will be unleashed.” ...

Jesus wannabe finally arrested.  Blog King, Mass Appeal SIBERIA — It took awhile. But they got him. Russian cult leader Sergei Torop had his perfidious ass thrown in jail after he extorted mazuma from his disciples while impersonating Jesus Christ. The mendacious felony spanned four decades in the Krasnoyarsk region of Siberia. Two of his acolytes — Vadim Redkin and ...

Hawk Newsome gave ultimatum. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Hawk Newsome, president of the New York chapter of “Black Lives Matter,” said if America “doesn’t give us what we want, we will burn down this system!” Hawk issued the ultimatum during a chinwag with Martha MacCallum on Wednesday’s edition of “The Story.” He also gave an update on ...

Sammy Watkins raising eyebrows.  Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Sammy Watkins, star receiver of the Super Bowl champion Kansas City Chiefs, was recently featured in a Bleacher Report column written by Tyler Dunne. Now many readers are convinced he’s batshit crazy. While popping off his metaphysics prattle, Sammy said “all the things we think are good…aren’t good [and] all ...