Dalton teachers facing a lawsuit. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — First, they decided to inoculate children with Bill Gates’ coronavirus vaccine. Now this: Educators at the Dalton School in New York are catching hell for teaching first grade students how to masturbate for depopulation purposes. One of the teachers, Justine Ang Fonte, played a “Woke” cartoon for a ...

Home inspector rapes Elmo doll.  Blog King, Mass Appeal PONTIAC — Kevin Wayne VanLuven was tickled by Elmo. Now he’s behind bars. The 59-year-old home inspector was thrown in the slammer after he forced the Sesame Street character to give him a blow job while on the job. The pornographic ordeal transpired March 12th inside the nursery of a 22-year-old ...

Kellen Winslow receives sentence. Blog King, Mass Appeal SAN DIEGO — It’ll be a minute before Kellen Winslow Jr. purloins copulation from female vagrants again. That’s because the former NFL tight end was sentenced to 14 years in prison after copping a plea deal. Kellen, 37, made a virtual appearance in a San Diego courtroom on Wednesday. San Diego County ...

Public masturbator busted inside hotel.  Blog King, Mass Appeal BATON ROUGE — “I knew a girl named Nikki I guess you could say she was a sex fiend. I met her in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine.” Bryan Tricou, 38, joined the VIP list of masturbators to catch a case for “choking the chicken” in public. The libidinous ...

Nebraska man jerked his beef. Blog King, Mass Appeal LINCOLN, Neb — “At Arby’s, we have the meats!” David Hefner, 38, was thrown in the slammer earlier this week for masturbating in public while walking to Arby’s. The lewd ordeal went down in Lincoln, Nebraska. According to police reports, David (no relation to Hugh Hefner) was strolling down the street ...

Winslow on trial, jail time possible.  Blog King, Mass Appeal VISTA, Cali — Former NFL tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was on trial Tuesday in Vista, California for a series of lascivious sex crimes. Winslow, 35, is charged with raping a pair of homeless dames and exposing his phallus to another. The first victim, Jane Doe No. 1, is a ...