Public masturbator busted inside hotel.  Blog King, Mass Appeal BATON ROUGE — “I knew a girl named Nikki I guess you could say she was a sex fiend. I met her in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine.” Bryan Tricou, 38, joined the VIP list of masturbators to catch a case for “choking the chicken” in public. The libidinous ...

Nebraska man jerked his beef. Blog King, Mass Appeal LINCOLN, Neb — “At Arby’s, we have the meats!” David Hefner, 38, was thrown in the slammer earlier this week for masturbating in public while walking to Arby’s. The lewd ordeal went down in Lincoln, Nebraska. According to police reports, David (no relation to Hugh Hefner) was strolling down the street ...

Winslow on trial, jail time possible.  Blog King, Mass Appeal VISTA, Cali — Former NFL tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was on trial Tuesday in Vista, California for a series of lascivious sex crimes. Winslow, 35, is charged with raping a pair of homeless dames and exposing his phallus to another. The first victim, Jane Doe No. 1, is a ...