Android Sophia seeking family. Blog King, Mass Appeal SAUDI ARABIA — Not sure if you’re aware of this but, in 2017, a Saudi Arabian humanoid named Sophia made history by becoming the first android to be accorded legal citizenship. Well, now she wants a baby and a robotic family to boot. Kid you not. Sophia confabulated her desire for accouchement ...

El Chapo’s wife arrested, jailed. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Give her credit. El Chapo’s prepossessing wife is truly a ride-or-die chick. Now she’s gonna suffer a homogeneous kismet as her incarcerated husband. Emma Coronel Aispuro, star of VH1’s reality TV show “Cartel Crew,” was busted Monday in Washington, D.C. for international drug trafficking. Federal agents tracked down the 31-year-old ...

Senator Cruz catching hell. Blog King, Mass Appeal CANCUN — Republican Senator Ted Cruz is under fire after he and his family jetted off to sunny Cancun to escape the power outage that’s ravaged the state of Texas. In case you’ve been asleep the past few days, a winter storm unlike any in Texas history left millions of people in ...

Jilted boyfriend killed girlfriend. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Law enforcement officials in Los Angeles are searching for answers after a jilted boyfriend murdered his inamorata in her own driveway, in front of their young child. The sanguinary ordeal transpired January 6th in the 9000 block of Bartee Avenue. It was also captured on video. Nest surveillance footage ...

Salma Hayek staying spry.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — Salma Hayek just turned 53-years-old. But she looks twenty years younger. In an effort to suppress anatomical self-doubt, the Mexican actress shared a breathtaking birthday selfie that showcases her rockin’ bod in a 2-piece bikini. “Yes, tomorrow I’m 53. So!? Si, mañana cumplo 53. Y!?” Salma wrote on Sunday in ...

Mass shootings ravage America.  Blog King, Mass Appeal DAYTON — Two mass shootings in less than 24 hours, good for a total of 22 massacres in 2019. That’s an average of three decimations per month if you’re counting at home. So far, 125 people have lost their lives. Not sure what’s going on in the United States. But, if this ...

Andy Ruiz Jr. spanks Joshua.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — First, Buster Douglas upsets Mike Tyson. Now this. In a head-scratching development, corpulent boxer Andy Ruiz Jr. (33-1, 22 KOs) dropped Anthony Joshua (22-1, 21 KOs) in the seventh round to claim a shocking championship victory Saturday night in front of a capacity crowd of 20,201 at New ...

Trump dazzles KC, veterans love him. Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — There were no protesters this time. No interruptions. No riot police. Only hugs and handshakes as President Donald Trump made his first official visit to the American Heartland since becoming Commander-in-Chief. If you recall, Trump had several Kansas Citians ousted and/or arrested during his campaign rally in ...