Police released Walton footage.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — “No one out-pizzas the Hut!” Miami police released a video that shows former NFL player Mark Walton actin’ a damn fool at Pizza Hut before punching his own cousin in the face. He also urinated on himself. Yuck! The pissy ordeal transpired around 11:30 p.m. on January 31st. Police body ...

Tyson announced Holyfield rematch. Blog King, Mass Appeal VEGAS — If you recall, in June 1997, Iron Mike Tyson masticated Evander Holyfield’s ear during their WBA Heavyweight Championship rematch at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada. Healthy earlobes be damned, they’re gonna face each other in the ring 24 years later. Tyson, 54, and Holyfield, 58, are ...

Black men killed Caucasian chick.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — Evoire Collier, 21, and Dorian Taylor, 24, had their black asses thrown in jail after they raped and killed a vacationing white woman. The heinous ordeal transpired early Thursday morning around 1 a.m. in Miami during Spring Break. According to police reports, Evoire and Dorian gave 24-year-old Christine Englehardt ...

J.Lo and A-Rod ‘calling it quits.’ Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — You can stick a fork in Jennifer Lopez’s relationship because it’s done. The 51-year-old singer and her fiancé, former New York Yankees infielder Alex Rodriguez, are calling it quits after 4 years of copulation. J.Lo and A-Rod went asunder on Friday amid scuttlebutt of Alex canoodling with “Southern ...

Florida burglar ‘flatters’ judge.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — Florida burglar Demetrius Lewis, aka “Courtroom Romeo,” set the Internet ablaze on Thursday after he flirted with the judge during his bail hearing. Due to COVID-19, his mack daddy attempt transpired remotely inside Judge Tabitha Blackmon’s Fort Lauderdale courtroom. The virtual hearing went viral. A handcuffed Demetrius kicked things off ...

Mark Walton is arrested, jailed. Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — NFL running back Mark Walton was thrown in the slammer again, except this time over a damn pizza. Close to midnight on January 31st, the 23-year-old free agent experienced contretemps with a Pizza Hut worker over the phone then showed up at the Miami eatery to kick some ass. ...

Orianne Cevey is exacting reprisal. Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — “It’s a thin line between love and hate.” Phil Collins threw ex-wife Orianne Bates and her penurious husband out in the street. Now she’s exacting reprisal by selling off his musical accolades for dirt cheap. Orianne, 46, has put Phil’s gold LPs and awards up for auction after the ...

Lil Wayne gets Trump pardon.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — Looks like Lil Wayne won’t serve a decade behind bars after all. That’s because President Donald Trump has decided to make the embattled lyricist a notable beneficiary of a presidential pardon before his successor, Joe Biden, officially takes office. Last December, Weezy (né Dwayne Michael Carter) pled guilty in ...

Phil accused of being ‘squalid.’  Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — Phil Collins and his avaricious ex-wife, Orianne Cevey, rekindled their romance five years ago following a 7-year lacuna. Now she’s suing the 69-year-old singer for two reasons: 1) He’s trying to evict her from their multi-million dollar mansion after promising a 50/50 ownership split, and 2) His hygiene is ...

Division rivals chasing Chiefs. Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Former Oakland Raiders head coach John Madden once said, “speed kills,” and our Super Bowl champion Kansas City Chiefs are living proof of that. Arnie Stapleton of the Associated Press concocted an editorial delineating the impact KC is having on the personnel decisions of AFC West division rivals. The ...