Tag Archives: Negro

‘Roll Up Your Sleeves’ President Obama, Shaquille and Barkley promote vaccine

Obama promotes COVID-19 vaccine. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — As part of his “Roll Up Your Sleeves” initiative, quondam President Barack Obama met virtually with NBA greats Shaquille O’Neal and Charles Barkley to pressurize negroes into getting the coronavirus vaccine. Obama opened the chinwag with wisecracks about Shaq’s business ventures and Barkley’s waistline before starting a disquisition on immunizations. ...

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Comedian Gary Owen’s black wife seeks divorcement after 18 years of marriage

Gary Owen’s wife seeking a divorce.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — You can stick a fork in Gary Owen’s marriage because it’s done. The comedian’s black wife, Kenya Duke, is leavin’ his Caucasian ass after 18 years of holy matrimony. Kenya filed dissolution documents Friday in Los Angeles County Superior Court on the grounds of irreconcilable differences. Rumor ...

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Black Boys: Chiefs All-Pro Travis Kelce elucidates importance of killing racism

Travis Kelce joins racial discussion.  Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Travis Kelce, star tight end for our Super Bowl champion Kansas City Chiefs, wants you to know he’s down with the negro cause. And yes, he believes black lives matter. The Caucasian pass-catcher and several NFL players — namely Tennessee Titans running back Derrick Henry, Seattle Seahawks receiver ...

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White House Interview: Jason Whitlock, President Trump discuss ‘black issues’

Jason interviews President Trump.  Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Former Kansas City Star columnist Jason Whitlock paid a visit to the White House on Wednesday to talk negro politics with President Donald Trump. The sedentary chinwag aired on Whitlock’s newly launched website Outkick.com. Donning a Stygian suit and a pair of sneakers, Whitlock sat across from the Commander-in-Chief and ...

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Vice Presidential Debate: Kamala Harris excoriates Mike Pence & Donald Trump

Vice Presidential Debate was civil. Blog King, Mass Appeal SALT LAKE — For starters, the Vice Presidential debate at the University of Utah — featuring Senator Kamala Harris versus Vice President Mike Pence — was far less pugnacious than its presidential forerunner the week prior. Unlike Chris Wallace, Moderator Susan Page of USA Today maintained satisfactory authority throughout the night ...

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Jessica Krug, a white professor at GWU, “pretended” to be black her entire life

White professor shares revelation.  Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Jessica Krug, a white professor at George Washington University, is catching hell for pretending to be black her entire adult life. No bullsh*t. Even family members didn’t have a clue. Now they’re ashamed. Jessica, a native of Kansas City, taught African and Latin American Studies. The Rachel Dolezal wannabe ...

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