Karen snaps in Victoria’s Secret. Blog King, Mass Appeal SHORT HILLS — Law enforcement officials in New Jersey are investigating after a white woman spewed a screeching paroxysm while attacking a black lady at Victoria’s Secret. The tantrum transpired inside a mall in Short Hills. It was also captured on video. Cell phone footage shows Abigail Elphick (aka Victoria’s Secret ...

Asian store owner thwacks customer. Blog King, Mass Appeal DALLAS — She was lookin’ for a fight and they gave her one. Law enforcement officials in Texas are investigating after an Asian store owner beat the sh*t out of a black female customer as his co-worker held her at gunpoint. The sweet and sour ass-whuppin’ went down inside a convenience ...

Black man gets prison sentence.  Blog King, Mass Appeal CAPE GIRARDEAU — Cedric Charles Moore Jr., a 28-year-old Black man, was thrown in the slammer after he sucker-punched a 12-year-old White boy for no reason. The heinous ordeal transpired last July in Cape Girardeau, Missouri. It was also captured on video. Surveillance footage shows Cedric egress a black SUV while ...

Obama promotes COVID-19 vaccine. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — As part of his “Roll Up Your Sleeves” initiative, quondam President Barack Obama met virtually with NBA greats Shaquille O’Neal and Charles Barkley to pressurize negroes into getting the coronavirus vaccine. Obama opened the chinwag with wisecracks about Shaq’s business ventures and Barkley’s waistline before starting a disquisition on immunizations. ...

US Army Sergeant attacks black dude.  Blog King, Mass Appeal COLUMBIA — This week’s “I F*cked Up A Good Job Award” belongs to U.S. Army Sergeant Jonathan Pentland who was thrown in jail for assaulting a young black man with special needs. The minatory act of racial profiling transpired Monday evening in a tight-knit suburb called “The Summit” in Columbia, ...

Gary Owen’s wife seeking a divorce.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — You can stick a fork in Gary Owen’s marriage because it’s done. The comedian’s black wife, Kenya Duke, is leavin’ his Caucasian ass after 18 years of holy matrimony. Kenya filed dissolution documents Friday in Los Angeles County Superior Court on the grounds of irreconcilable differences. Rumor ...

Stacey Dash is seekin’ change. Blog King, Mass Appeal TAMPA — Stacey Dash is done giving up the derrière to White guys. After 4 failed marriages and a criminal record, she’s now open to giving Black dudes a chance. The former Donald Trump supporter is so serious, she had a member of her retinue contact an African American celebrity to ...

UCLA track star loathes Negroes.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Chris Weiland, who ran track at UCLA, was kicked off the team on Monday after he lambasted his White ex-girlfriend because she left him for a Black guy. It’s probably safe to assume Chris despises Oreo cookies. To exacerbate matters, his racist diatribe was captured on video. Instagram ...

Travis Kelce joins racial discussion.  Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Travis Kelce, star tight end for our Super Bowl champion Kansas City Chiefs, wants you to know he’s down with the negro cause. And yes, he believes black lives matter. The Caucasian pass-catcher and several NFL players — namely Tennessee Titans running back Derrick Henry, Seattle Seahawks receiver ...

White cop killed resisting ex-con.  Blog King, Mass Appeal SAN BERNARDINO — Law enforcement officials in San Bernardino, California are catching hell after a white police officer smoked a black dude in cold blood. The sanguinary ordeal transpired Thursday night around 11:15 p.m. in the parking lot of King Tut liquor store. It was also captured on video. Cell phone ...