Biden’s Paradise forecasts danger. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Freedom Toons released a Woke rap video titled “Biden’s Paradise” — a parody of Coolio’s hit song “Gangster’s Paradise” — and the conception has gone mad viral. In the cartoon, a braided Joe Biden brags about sniffing children’s hair and selling our souls to China president Xi Jinping. “Damn I’m ...

Porky Pig spoofs Notorious B.I.G. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — Warner Bros. released a clip of Porky Pig rap battling Don Cheadle in LeBron James’ new animated film “Space Jam: A New Legacy” and fans are pissed. In the clip, Daffy Duck calls out Porky onstage. “We’re rappin’ now? Show ’em who you really are Notorious P.I.G.,” Daffy said, ...

Juvenile & friends release vax song. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW ORLEANS — Corpulent disc jockey Mannie Fresh and gangsta rapstress Mia X have linked up with Juvenile to rework his 1999 single “Back That Thang Up” into the new coronavirus vaccine anthem “Vax That Thang Up.” The rump shaking collaboration was concocted as part of an urban inoculation campaign ...

Bryshere Gray busted & jailed.  Blog King, Mass Appeal GOODYEAR, Ariz — Bryshere Gray, who starred as Hakeem Lyon in the Fox hip-hop drama “Empire,” will spend time behind bars for delivering his best Ike Turner impersonation (away from the TV studio). The 27-year-old actor was sentenced to 10 days in jail for felony aggravated assault after he pummeled his ...

Run-D.M.C. star promos vaccine. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — “It’s like that and that’s the way it is!” Darryl DMC McDaniels, who’s one third of legendary rap group Run-D.M.C., joined the worldwide campaign to get millions of scaredy-cats inoculated with the coronavirus vaccine. The 56-year-old rapper released a 2-part community immunity cartoon on YouTube titled “Let’s All Get ...

Lil Wayne buys spiffy mansion.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Lil Wayne considers LeBron James to be the G.O.A.T. Now he can visit him whenever we wants. That’s because the 38-year-old rapper purchased a spiffy new mansion in Los Angeles for $15.4 million. The palatial farm house estate comes with 12,135 square feet of living area, 7 bedrooms, ...

Saweetie hurt in elevator scuffle. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — Now we know why they really broke up… and it wasn’t just cheating. TMZ released a video of hip-hop lovebirds Quavo and Saweetie fighting inside an elevator (à la Ray Rice). The Ike & Tina imitation went down a few months ago at Saweetie’s apartment complex in North Hollywood. ...

Saweetie & Quavo officially break up. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Quavo and Saweetie are no longer an item. The hip-hip lovebirds are calling it quits amid allegations of Quavo sticking his phallus into other popsies. They were together 3 years. Scuttlebutt ran rampant when Saweetie unfollowed Quavo on Instagram. But the 27-year-old rapstress confirmed their cessation on ...

Saweetie almost loses her vision. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Donning a radiant orange and gold coiffure, “Icy Girl” rapper Saweetie set her mouth ablaze the other day while becoming the latest sacrificial lamb to appear on the popular YouTube series “Hot Ones” to answer questions for 20 minutes in conjunction with masticating a plate of spicy hot ...