Bill Gates want Americans eating his lab-grown meat
Fake meat plan failing. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES -- Do you have an appetite for a Big Mac🍔 and fries🍟? If so, I have interesting news! A few…
304s trashed Wendy’s over twelve packets of ketchup
304s trash Wendy's. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES -- The adventures of Pookiesha & Ray Ray continue. Law enforcement officials in California are investigating after a trio of ratchet…
Homeless hero Ms. Shirley found dead in her bedroom
Ms. Shirley is gone. Blog King, Mass Appeal LAS VEGAS -- "🎵We are the world. We are the children. We are the ones who make a brighter day, so let's…
Video: Women melt down after food stamps are cut
Unmarried women are pissed. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON -- If you're an EBT cardholder, you may want to draft a resume. That's because President Donald Trump has Temporary Assistance…
Broke dude couldn’t afford Chipotle, asked date to pay
Broke dude begs for $12. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA -- "🎵Ain′t got no money. Ain't got no fancy car. Don't live the life of a millionaire, or a movie…
Chick ordered 48 oysters, bachelor left her with tab
Lady ordered 48 oysters & more. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA -- First, a woman garnered global attention for dissin' The Cheesecake Factory. Now this. A viral video shows a…
“They Cloned Tyrone” on Netflix is a chef-d’œuvre
Jamie's Sci-Fi film an instant classic! Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD -- Nancy Drew, eat your heart out! Last night, yours truly descried Jamie Foxx's Netlix film "They Cloned Tyrone"…
Ex-USDA scientist claims burger meat is pink slime
Burgers contain pink slime. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON -- A viral video shows quondam USDA scientist Gerald Zirnstein warning Americans to stop manducating ground beef 'cause it's faker than…
President Joe Biden hints nuclear war on the horizon
Biden warns nuclear war close. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON -- Uh-oh! President Joe Biden raised eyebrows Thursday night when he disseminated a FEMA map of the United States that…
Mr. Gates wants the world ingesting synthetic maize
Bill Gates makin' fake food. Blog King, Mass Appeal SEATTLE -- Microsoft honcho Bill Gates is under fire after he released a cringy TV commercial promoting synthetic maize. Bon Appétit!…