Shemeka Michelle joined “Fearless.”  Blog King, Mass Appeal NASHVILLE — “Keep It Naked” author Shemeka Michelle raised eyebrows on Tuesday when she said black men and black women should keep copulation in-house and cease interracial dating pronto. The whilom exotic dancer also excoriated homosexuals like Lil Nas X and Billy Porter, saying they’re undeserving of female status because they have ...

Showtime Cruz favors Mahomes.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MIDLAND — Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes has a Mini-Me clone (à la Dr. Evil) who goes by the moniker Santi “Showtime” Cruz. The talented fourth-grader is only 10-years-old. But he looks, acts and plays football comparable to Mahomes. Not to mention both are Texas natives, both possess a cannon for ...

Tyson harbored suicidal thoughts. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — After masticating Evander Holyfield’s earlobe in 1997, “Iron” Mike Tyson contemplated killing himself. But, thanks to the consumption of psychedelic mushrooms, he’s no longer suicidal. Turns out, the fungal herb “saved his life.” The 54-year-old boxing legend dropped the bombshell during a recent appearance on Logan Paul’s “Impaulsive” YouTube ...

Demi Lovato so lucky to be alive. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Demi Lovato released the trailer for her YouTube documentary on Wednesday titled “Demi Lovato: Dancing with the Devil” and to say she’s been to hell and back would be a vast understatement. Directed by Michael D. Ratner, the four-part docuseries — which premieres March 23rd — ...

Cobra Kai series simply fantastic.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Netflix recently released the first two seasons of the “Cobra Kai” series and all 20 episodes are must-see TV for nostalgia freaks like yours truly. The kick-ass reboot is also appealing to viewers who are unacquainted with “The Karate Kid” trilogy. Produced by Will Smith, “Cobra Kai” boasts ...

Ellen DeGeneres faces allegations. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Lesbian talk show host Ellen DeGeneres is submerged in boiling hot water after dozens of former employees accused her of administering a toxic work environment. Officials with Warner Media are conducting an investigation into Ellen’s alleged deportment which includes sexual misconduct, harassment and assault. In an attempt to implement ...

Kashmiere thrives ‘against all odds.’  Blog King, Mass Appeal DALLAS — Because of a rare birth defect called “Bilateral Phocomelia,” Kashmiere Culberson was born without arms. But she’s still more efficient than most, thanks to her ten magical toes. The 22-year-old college grad owns a catalog of inspirational videos on her YouTube channel that shows how she’s adjusting to life ...

Obama addresses college graduates. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — Let’s call ’em the Class of COVID-19! Whilom President Barack Obama took the gloves off Saturday afternoon while exhorting thousands of college graduates during a YouTube commencement ceremony. While delivering an oration on “Show Me Your Walk, HBCU Edition,” the quondam Commander-in-Chief lambasted President Donald Trump’s handling of the coronavirus ...

Lil Ron rescues daddy’s garage.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — After his mom grew weary of his diminutive ass lounging around the house, animated pubescent Lil Ron is tasked with volunteering at his dad’s auto shop during the apogee of the coronavirus pandemic. The global malady rendered business to a screeching halt, forcing Big Ron to ruminate furloughs ...

Roseanne Barr’s conspiracy talk.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HAWAII — Here’s a conspiracy theory for your ass: Roseanne Barr believes the coronavirus was concocted to extirpate baby boomers which validates her decision to migrate to Hawaii. No bullsh*t. The 67-year-old actress uttered her two cents Sunday night during an appearance on the YouTube series “Quarantined With Norm Macdonald.” Roseanne didn’t ...