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Aries Spears gives no f*cks
Aries is savage.
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KANSAS CITY — Babygirl and I went to Kansas City’s Funny Bone on Saturday to watch “Mad TV” legend Aries Spears. As expected, he was funny as hell. What we didn’t anticipate, however, was yours truly gettin’ roasted for 20 minutes. Yessir. Aries made me an integral part of his standup – much to the merriment of the capacity crowd. What’s crazy is we made ourselves sedentary on the 3rd row, thinking we were safe. That’s because when we got clowned by Bill Bellamy and Tony Rock in recent weeks, we sat up front. But they only blasted us for 5 minutes. Aries whooped my ass for damn near half an hour. That’s gotta be some kind of Improv record. Thankfully, an intrepid white woman was plucky enough to succor me. She stood up to Aries on my behalf, and he clowned her for that – saying if we were still mired in the days of slavery, she would’ve purchased my black ass to procure some Mandingo phallus.
The audience went bonkers!
Telling you dawg… the roasting 🦃 was so acute, patrons approached me after the show and called me “famous,” assuming I was part of the act. I definitely wasn’t. Aries, like most comics, are great improvisors. Babygirl said the show was recorded. I certainly hope I don’t end up on “Comedy Central.” Aries gave me the Rodney King treatment. It was an ass-whoopin’ of epic proportions.
That being said, it was all in good fun.
We took pictures afterward and I bought babygirl one of his t-shirts.
If you’ve never seen Aries live, do that sh*t.
He’s hilarious.
Watch some of his best crowd work, then watch him go to war with the Wayans Brothers.
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I DON’T CARE WHAT PEOPLE SAY ARIES HAS ALWAYS BEEN FUNNY
The funniest black comedian i have ever come across ❤
People pay to go to the comedy show but they are the joke.
This man can’t be stopped
ARIES IS STUPID😂😂😂😂😂
WORTH THE TICKET….
I would never get up in his audience no way.
This is insult runway…and he was walking like a fat model
Holy shit he’s funny LOLOL
He reminds me of Redd Foxx!
Bro is soooooo underrated… I watched MadTV for HIM lmao. I wana see em live so bad.
He is not funny anymore
I love him 😂 at home smoking a joint 🚬
🧐🔥🔥🔥SWIRLERS SHALL NOT ENTER THE KINGDOM NOR SHALL RHEIR MONSTER CREATIONS…SAYS: THIS DUDE IS A DEMON, HE’S POSESSED SO MUCH DUE TO SWIRLING HIS OWN NAME FROM THE LAMB’S BOOK OF LIFE THAT HE ENCOURAGING THE VERY SIN THAT SEPARATED YAHUDAH AND THE 12 TRIBES OF YASHARAL FROM THE MOST HIGH TO THIS VERY DAY,….. INTERRACIAL RELATIONS, HE WILL NOT MAKE THE KINGDOM FOR BEING A TRAITOR AND FOR COONING,….. JUBILEES CHAPTER 30 VERSE 22 AND CHAPTER 31,…🔥🔥🔥🧐
He dont need to write jokes. He can just do this all night.
Aries is indeed one of the goats 🐐🐐🐐
His ass is funny can’t wait to see him
Yo this nigha is a surgeon with that mic bruh🤣🤣🤣that shyt crazy he quick as hell wit it😂
Aries is criminally underrated lmfao! Give this man a damn Netflix special already😭😭😭
Never sit close to the front of an Aries Spears show. Either sit way in the back or pretend to be the waiter.
Aries funny as fuck!!!!!
He can’t get a role in nothing at his age this late in the game he’s supposed to be rich and a big star. He does these stand up gigs 4 pennies and interviews with vlad 4 pennies. Fall from grace I call it.
Aries is a beast!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥I love it
I would have walked out. People come out to have a good time not to be disrespected 🤦🏾♀️.
Nobody safe 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This guy is funny as hell
A great comedian
He be keeping it real.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This guy sucks
That’s why I don’t go to these shows, I’m liable of catching a stray just cuz I gotta walk pass him to the restroom 😂
Fuck it… Aries should at least shut the fuck up when he notices people aren’t amused. People pay for the show to enjoy themselves and not to get roasted. He has a bad attitude and too damn proud that’s why he didn’t go far in the movie industry. If you’re so creative, you truly have materials then you won’t be wasting time picking on your audience.
It’s all for fun if your easily offended stay your ass at home
@Billie Ocean: I agree. Stay home and watch his ass on TV. Much safer there. Lol.
He funny as shit!!!
I’m convinced that Aries Spears has a chronic case of start shititis.
people really need to learn to laugh at themselves a bit
Aries is made for this shit.
he gone fuk around and lose some of his fans
This nigga crazy 😂😂😂
This man funny as fuck dawg
aries is a crazy black muthfucka
My absolute favorite comedian
Seriously one of the most underrated comics of all time! lol I remember coming home from school and crying real tears of laughter watching Aries on Mad TV.
Aries the king of comedy
Aries is funny but dam I guess he dont care about losing fans
Why do black comedians use the N word to be funny. If it’s offensive for the whites to say then I think we all should stop saying it.
Aries talks so much shit 💩 he got halitosis lol
I can’t believe people pay money to this prick so that he could consistently insult them 😂
Aries crowd work is fucking insane I love it 😂
This guy is talentless, mean and disses his audience with no class or subtilty..
Man I don’t care what anyone says this dude is funny.