Joel and Anne welcome baby.  Blog King, Mass Appeal PHILADELPHIA — “Now, I ain’t sayin’ she a gold digger…” NBA All-Star Joel Embiid is a new papa! The Cameroonian giant and supermodel fiancée Anne de Paula just welcomed their first crumbsnatcher together and, if everything goes as planned, they’ll undergo enough parturition to field a soccer team. The baby’s name ...

White professor shares revelation.  Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Jessica Krug, a white professor at George Washington University, is catching hell for pretending to be black her entire adult life. No bullsh*t. Even family members didn’t have a clue. Now they’re ashamed. Jessica, a native of Kansas City, taught African and Latin American Studies. The Rachel Dolezal wannabe ...

Patrick Mahomes getting ‘hitched.’  Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — “If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it!” Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs received their Super Bowl rings on Tuesday during a socially distanced ceremony inside a desolate Arrowhead Stadium. But it wasn’t the only exorbitant jewelry handed out. That’s because Mahomes proposed ...

Tech N9ne has concert at lake.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LAKE OZARK — Social distancing be damned, Tech N9ne threw a concert Saturday night at the Regalia Hotel & Conference Center in Missouri’s Lake of the Ozarks. More than 1,000 fans packed the joint to descry the 48-year-old rapper’s performance and none of ’em wore masks. They also stood less ...

Patrick Mahomes rolling in dough.  Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Let’s give Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes some credit. The 24-year-old wunderkind is investing his $503 million wisely. Just days after purchasing minority ownership of the Kansas City Royals, Mahomes acquired a share of a sports nutrition company called “BioSteel.” The Canadian-based entity made the announcement on ...

Kelce is dumped following a fling.  Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Kansas City Chiefs star Travis Kelce got caught with his hand in the cookie jar one too many times. Now it’s costing him his voluptuous black girlfriend. Domestic diva Kayla Nicole (a TV host) jettisoned the 30-year-old tight end after he reportedly inserted his peripatetic phallus into ...

Ditka: stand or leave America. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — During a recent chinwag with TMZ sports, Hall of Fame football coach Mike Ditka said every athlete, including black players, should eschew genuflecting during the national anthem because it’s not only impertinent to military veterans, it’s offensive to the American flag. He also has a message for those ...

Honey Badger is paying the ‘rent.’ Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW ORLEANS — Tyrann “Honey Badger” Mathieu is much more than an All-Pro defensive back for the Super Bowl champion Kansas City Chiefs. He’s also a reality TV star. Mathieu and Bleacher Report released a new four-part docuseries titled “The Landlord” that chronicles the pecuniary hindrances of four families in ...

Mahomes gives farewell address.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LUBBOCK, Texas — Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes spent Saturday morning delivering a commencement address to the Class of 2020 at his alma mater, Texas Tech. Thanks to coronavirus, the valedictory was conducted as a virtual ceremony. But the Super Bowl MVP and the graduates made the most of it nonetheless. ...

Leaf got jailed for domestic violence. Blog King, Mass Appeal PALM SPRINGS — Former quarterback Ryan Leaf, arguably the biggest bust in NFL history, had his abusive ass thrown in jail on Friday after he allegedly beat the sh*t out of his girlfriend. The Ike and Tina-esque ordeal transpired in Palm Springs, California. Details are kinda murky. But Leaf, 44, ...