Miya Ponsetto ‘disses’ Gayle. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Miya Ponsetto, the 22-year-old ‘SoHo Karen’ who went viral for attacking a 14-year-old black boy before falsely accusing him of purloining her iPhone, snapped at Gayle King during a recent chinwag on “CBS This Morning.” The Puerto Rican miscreant even had the audacity to end the interview abruptly, telling ...

Emanuel Cleaver ‘target’ of vitriol.  Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — We’re just days into 2021, and we already have a negro pastor saying some of the most idiotic sh*t ever. Dude, sometimes I wish I could join the Ku Klux Klan. Check this out: After articulating a prayer on Sunday to open the new session of Congress, Missouri ...

Travis Kelce joins racial discussion.  Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Travis Kelce, star tight end for our Super Bowl champion Kansas City Chiefs, wants you to know he’s down with the negro cause. And yes, he believes black lives matter. The Caucasian pass-catcher and several NFL players — namely Tennessee Titans running back Derrick Henry, Seattle Seahawks receiver ...

The Undertaker joined Hot Ones.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Mark Calaway, aka “The Undertaker,” was almost buried six feet deep after becoming the latest sacrificial lamb to appear on the popular YouTube series “Hot Ones” to answer questions for 20 minutes in conjunction with masticating a plate of spicy hot wings. While sedentary, the 55-year-old WWE legend ...

Deja Stallings seeking justice.  Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Law enforcement officials in Kansas City are catching hell after a video went viral that shows a white police officer manhandling a black chick who was nine months gravid at the time. The disturbing ordeal transpired on September 30th during a big altercation at a gas station. The woman, ...

Joel and Anne welcome baby.  Blog King, Mass Appeal PHILADELPHIA — “Now, I ain’t sayin’ she a gold digger…” NBA All-Star Joel Embiid is a new papa! The Cameroonian giant and supermodel fiancée Anne de Paula just welcomed their first crumbsnatcher together and, if everything goes as planned, they’ll undergo enough parturition to field a soccer team. The baby’s name ...

White professor shares revelation.  Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Jessica Krug, a white professor at George Washington University, is catching hell for pretending to be black her entire adult life. No bullsh*t. Even family members didn’t have a clue. Now they’re ashamed. Jessica, a native of Kansas City, taught African and Latin American Studies. The Rachel Dolezal wannabe ...

Patrick Mahomes getting ‘hitched.’  Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — “If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it!” Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs received their Super Bowl rings on Tuesday during a socially distanced ceremony inside a desolate Arrowhead Stadium. But it wasn’t the only exorbitant jewelry handed out. That’s because Mahomes proposed ...

Leaf got jailed for domestic violence. Blog King, Mass Appeal PALM SPRINGS — Former quarterback Ryan Leaf, arguably the biggest bust in NFL history, had his abusive ass thrown in jail on Friday after he allegedly beat the sh*t out of his girlfriend. The Ike and Tina-esque ordeal transpired in Palm Springs, California. Details are kinda murky. But Leaf, 44, ...

CeeDee Lamb is busted cheating? Blog King, Mass Appeal DALLAS — On the night he became a member of the Dallas Cowboys, former Oklahoma receiver CeeDee Lamb demonstrated quick hands and nonpareil reaction skills during a cell phone drill that’s gone viral. CeeDee — who was selected 17th overall in the 2020 NFL Draft — was sedentary next to his ...