Author Archives: Wayne Hodges

Australian Open: Naomi defeats Serena, ‘retirement’ becoming a real possibility

Naomi Osaka has Serena’s number.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MELBOURNE — Close, but no cigar. Just moments after getting her ass kicked by Naomi Osaka in the Australian Open semifinals, Serena Williams choked back tears then abruptly concluded her press conference — raising speculation her métier has finally reached cessation. Serena, who was seeking a record-tying 24th Grand Slam singles ...

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Suicide Farewell Video: TikTok star killed ‘herself’ after trolls said she’s very ugly

Dazharia Shaffer commits suicide.  Blog King, Mass Appeal BATON ROUGE — Law enforcement officials in Baton Rouge are investigating after TikTok star Dazhariaa Quint Noyes committed suicide because she thought she was ugly. The prepossessing 18-year-old, better known as “Dee,” was browbeaten by Internet trolls prior to hanging herself on February 8th. She even shared an au revoir video with ...

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TikToker applied ‘Gorilla Glue’ instead of hairspray, now she’s stuck with hairstyle

TikToker regrets Gorilla Adhesive.  Blog King, Mass Appeal CHALMETTE, La. — One day Tessica Brown ran out of hairspray and, instead of utilizing common sense and purchasing more, the imbecilic damsel applied Gorilla Spray Adhesive as a substitute. Now she’s stuck with the same coiffure permanently. “My hair has been like this for about a month now [but] it’s not ...

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Chiefs coach Britt Reid instigated 3-car ‘accident’ while driving high and drunk

Britt Reid caused automobile crash.  Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Law enforcement officials in the American Heartland are investigating after Kansas City Chiefs linebackers coach Britt Reid instigated a brutal 3-vehicle crash Thursday night that left a 5-year-old girl hospitalized with brain damage. The accident transpired around 9 p.m. near Arrowhead Stadium. Britt, son of Chiefs head coach ...

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