Navy pilots say aliens are real.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Albeit begrudgingly, the United States Government is finally admitting UFOs are real. See, we’re not batshit crazy after all. Pentagon officials didn’t have much of a choice. They had to come clean. If you gaze into the sky, chances are you’ll descry a flying saucer zooming through ...

Dr. Matt Hepburn reveals microchip. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Bill Gates and Co. are at it again. Welp, got some good news and bad news. The good news is the coronavirus vaccine is more than likely NOT the “Mark of the Beast (666)” as biblically described in the Book of Revelation. The bad news is the government’s COVID-19 ...

NFL player whips black girlfriend.  Blog King, Mass Appeal SEATTLE — Alleah Taylor appeared on “CBS This Morning” where she shared her narrative for the first time since getting pummeled by her Caucasian boyfriend, NFL lineman Chad Wheeler. On January 22nd, Chad delivered his best Ike Turner impersonation by beating Alleah to a bloody pulp. They had only been f*cking ...

Miya Ponsetto ‘disses’ Gayle. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Miya Ponsetto, the 22-year-old ‘SoHo Karen’ who went viral for attacking a 14-year-old black boy before falsely accusing him of purloining her iPhone, snapped at Gayle King during a recent chinwag on “CBS This Morning.” The Puerto Rican miscreant even had the audacity to end the interview abruptly, telling ...

Breonna’s lover recalls shooting. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Breonna Taylor’s boyfriend, Kenneth Walker, recently sat down with Gayle King of “CBS This Morning” to describe what the f*ck happened on March 13, 2020. That’s when Breonna was shot dead inside her own home during a botched police raid. The unsuspecting lovebirds were canoodling in bed and watching ...

Shemar Moore biracial & proud. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — “Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony…” As jeremiads remain cacophonous in response to the police-involved murder of George Floyd, “Criminal Minds” star Shemar Moore is makin’ it clear he’s proud to be black. But he’s also elated to be white. That’s because Shemar’s mom, Marilyn Wilson ...

LL Cool J dropped career bombshell. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Rap extraordinaire LL Cool J is a 2-time Grammy winner. He’s concocted a mind-boggling thirteen studio albums and he’s the lead thespian in the long-running crime drama “NCIS: Los Angeles.” But, as talented as he his, the 52-year-old entertainer wouldn’t be sh*t without the ministration of Beastie ...

The Neighborhood seeking season 3.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Dammit coronavirus! Look what you’ve done. Thanks to you, we’re still not sure if one of our favorite shows will be renewed for a third season. The verdict regarding the future of “The Neighborhood” has been put on ice as we continue our domestic skirmish against COVID-19. As ...

Snoop cusses out anchor Gayle King. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Gayle King of “CBS This Morning” is catching hell from all gradients after she rehashed Kobe Bryant’s sexual assault case during a nationally-televised chinwag with WNBA legend Lisa Leslie. Kobe, 41, died in a fiery helicopter crash a couple of weeks ago and many viewers are livid ...

Grammy Awards remember many. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Call it irony. But the 62nd Annual Grammy Awards went down Sunday night in Los Angeles at the Staples Center — the arena Kobe Bryant called home for two decades. So it was certainly no surprise melancholic viewers were treated to a myriad of encomiums that were dedicated to ...