Ben Zobrist’s wife seeking $4 million. Blog King, Mass Appeal NASHVILLE — Here’s another reason to remain skeptical of pastors. Ben Zobrist, the cuckold who helped the Kansas City Royals win the 2015 World Series, took a leave of absence from the Chicago Cubs in May 2019 after he found out his wife — Julianna Zobrist — f*cked their minister, ...

Obama promotes COVID-19 vaccine. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — As part of his “Roll Up Your Sleeves” initiative, quondam President Barack Obama met virtually with NBA greats Shaquille O’Neal and Charles Barkley to pressurize negroes into getting the coronavirus vaccine. Obama opened the chinwag with wisecracks about Shaq’s business ventures and Barkley’s waistline before starting a disquisition on immunizations. ...

Sharpton gives eulogy of Floyd.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOUSTON, Texas — Reverend Al Sharpton lambasted President Donald Trump and the NFL on Tuesday while delivering his encomium at George Floyd’s funeral. The tear-jerking sepulture took place at Houston’s Fountain of Praise Church. Donning a black and white robe, the 65-year-old civil rights activist accused Trump of bombarding protesters with ...

Chicago Pastor caught stealing.  Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — This week’s “I F*cked Up A Good Job Award” goes to Chicago Pastor Clarence Smith Jr. who had his black ass thrown in jail for purloining roughly $1 million from a federal sustenance program for penurious children. Then, to compound matters, the negro bought himself a brand new Bentley for ...

Two Chicks busted sellin’ weed snacks. Blog King, Mass Appeal SAVANNAH — In a risible development, 28-year-old Ebony Cooper and 26-year-old Leah Pressley were both arrested for, get this: vending marijuana edibles on church property. Their reason? They wanted to get church members high on the Lord. Can I get an AMEN? When the choir sang “Lord lift us up ...