Chicago convict abuses deputies. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — Jerome Townsel was thrown in the slammer after he pummeled four corpulent Sheriff’s deputies just minutes before he was scheduled to appear in court. The bout of fisticuffs transpired Wednesday morning around 10 a.m. inside the Skokie Courthouse. It was also captured on video. Surveillance footage shows Jerome thwacking the ...

Azriel Clary sets record straight. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — Azriel Clary, lead concubine of R. Kelly’s harem, continues to sing like a canary since severing ties with the incarcerated vocalist after 5 years of copulation. In a recently released YouTube video, Azriel called R. Kelly a pedophile and claimed deceased singer Aaliyah wasn’t his first underage victim. She ...

R. Kelly owes IRS delinquent taxes.  Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — His bank account is telling him “no”. But the IRS is telling him “yes”. It’ll take more than a stimulus check to rectify R. Kelly’s pecuniary predicament. That’s because the 53-year-old vocalist owes the IRS a mind-blogging $1.8 million in back taxes. Kelly, who’s serving time for a ...

Azriel Clary drops dookie bombshell.  Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — R. Kelly’s sexual assault case just took another bizarre twist. Azriel Clary, a former odalisque in Kelly’s harem, dropped a bombshell the other day when she accused the ignominious singer of forcing her to masticate her own feces. She said Kelly filmed the sordid ordeal. Azriel made the shocking ...

Jussie Smollett indicted again.  Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — Jussie Smollett is gonna f*ck around and end up behind bars with a phallus between his cheeks. The former “Empire” star was indicted Tuesday for a sextet of felonious charges tied to lying to the police. If you recall, in January 2019, the homosexual thespian told law enforcement officials he ...

R. Kelly made his court appearance. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — Donning county orange, R. Kelly appeared in court on Tuesday where prosecutors sought to augment his $1 million bond amid trepidation he’s a flight risk. Also, Valencia Love — the chick who posted Kelly’s bond back in February — submitted an entreaty seeking a $100,000 reimbursement. Her attorney, ...

R. Kelly facing multiple charges.  Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — R. Kelly probably wishes he was “Trapped in the Closet.” That’s because the embattled vocalist, who’s already facing 10 counts of aggravated sexual abuse, received eleven new charges on Thursday. That’s 21 felonies total. Damn. Cook County State Attorney Kim Foxx slapped the 52-year-old lyricist with 5 counts of ...

Jussie Smollett won’t be back.  Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — Homosexual actor Jussie Smollett is unemployed. On Tuesday, Fox Entertainment announced “Empire” has been renewed for a sixth season despite a gradual nosedive in television ratings. But the next installment won’t include Jussie. That’s because network officials decided not to bring him back in wake of allegations claiming he ...

President Trump hammers Jussie. Blog King, Mass Appeal GRAND RAPIDS, Mich — Law enforcement officials in Chicago aren’t the only ones pissed at “Empire” actor Jussie Smollett. During a MAGA rally Thursday afternoon in Grand Rapids (Michigan), President Donald Trump lambasted the 36-year-old homosexual — telling the raucous crowd “How ’bout Chicago,” which instigated a loud chorus of boos. Jussie ...

Jussie Smollett facing 16 counts. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — “It feels like a felony everyday. Hey Jussie! Hey Jussie!” If you’re an entertainer in Chicago, now is not the time to commit a crime. Between R. Kelly and Jussie Smollett, Cook County prosecutors are busy as hell. Kelly, who recently cried on CBS, faces 10 felonies linked to ...