Blac Chyna rips unvaxxed folks. Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — Rob Kardashian’s quondam fiancée is trippin.’ A TikTok video has gone viral that shows Blac Chyna spewing a profanity-laced PSA at unvaccinated people at Miami International Airport. The big booty model sort of resembled a crackhead in dire need of a fix. “Go get checked out,” Blac Chyna screamed ...

Wiggins gets vax, admits caving in. Blog King, Mass Appeal SAN FRANCISCO — Golden State Warriors forward Andrew Wiggins, who was against the COVID vaccine, took the jab against his own will after team officials threatened to cease remuneration. Yep, the former Kansas Jayhawk bent over like a lil bitch when the NBA denied his request for a religious exemption. ...

Shaquille O’Neal lambasted Kyrie.  Blog King, Mass Appeal BROOKLYN — Shaquille O’Neal has joined the celebrity campaign to get every American inoculated with the COVID vaccine. The NBA Hall-of-Famer, who lacks a medical license, made headlines this week when he said the Brooklyn Nets should fire point guard Kyrie Irving who’s against involuntary immunizations. Shaq, 49, spewed the diatribe during ...

Luciferase putting unvaxxed on blast. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — “Let your soul glow!” Uh-oh! A video has gone viral that shows how Luciferase works in the COVID vaccine. In case you didn’t know, Luciferase is an enzyme that produces bioluminescence for a visible glow. Once it’s inside your anatomy, you’ll light up like a Christmas tree. “What ...

Lil Nas X debut album is trash. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Lil Nas X’s debut album, “Montero,” came out Friday morning but his new music video — “That’s What I Want” — stole the show. The lewd conception shows the homosexual rapper tongue-kissing a football player before ripping off his uniform for mo’ gridiron foreplay coupled with ...

Netflix released “Lucifer” trailer.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — “Sin and sinner.” Netflix released the season 666 trailer for “Lucifer” and it looks devilish. If you’re unfamiliar with the series, God jettisoned Lucifer from heaven and expedited his ass to hell to rule for all eternity. But, after succumbing to ennui, Lucifer infiltrated earth through a parallel dimension. Now ...

Lil Nas X delivers gayest video ever. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Homophile accolades are piling up fast for Lil Nas X. First, he delivered the gayest performance in “Saturday Night Live” history. Then he delivered the gayest performance in “BET Awards” history. Now he’s culpable for the gayest music video in world history. That’s because the 22-year-old ...

Juvenile & friends release vax song. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW ORLEANS — Corpulent disc jockey Mannie Fresh and gangsta rapstress Mia X have linked up with Juvenile to rework his 1999 single “Back That Thang Up” into the new coronavirus vaccine anthem “Vax That Thang Up.” The rump shaking collaboration was concocted as part of an urban inoculation campaign ...

Lil Nas X kisses backup dancer. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — A few weeks ago, Lil Nas X delivered the gayest performance in “Saturday Night Live” history. Sunday night, inside the Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles, the 22-year-old homosexual upped the ante by delivering the gayest performance in “BET Awards” history. Donning gold Egyptian apparel to pay tribute ...

Warren Buffett dumps Bill Gates. Blog King, Mass Appeal SEATTLE — Seems everybody’s divorcing Bill Gates these days. First, the Microsoft originator lost his wife of 27 years. Now Warren Buffett is leaving his Satanic ass. The 90-year-old investor resigned from the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation on Wednesday for no damn reason. Buffett also announced he’s gonna donate a ...