Lil Nas X delivers gayest video ever. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Homophile accolades are piling up fast for Lil Nas X. First, he delivered the gayest performance in “Saturday Night Live” history. Then he delivered the gayest performance in “BET Awards” history. Now he’s culpable for the gayest music video in world history. That’s because the 22-year-old ...

Juvenile & friends release vax song. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW ORLEANS — Corpulent disc jockey Mannie Fresh and gangsta rapstress Mia X have linked up with Juvenile to rework his 1999 single “Back That Thang Up” into the new coronavirus vaccine anthem “Vax That Thang Up.” The rump shaking collaboration was concocted as part of an urban inoculation campaign ...

Lil Nas X kisses backup dancer. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — A few weeks ago, Lil Nas X delivered the gayest performance in “Saturday Night Live” history. Sunday night, inside the Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles, the 22-year-old homosexual upped the ante by delivering the gayest performance in “BET Awards” history. Donning gold Egyptian apparel to pay tribute ...

Warren Buffett dumps Bill Gates. Blog King, Mass Appeal SEATTLE — Seems everybody’s divorcing Bill Gates these days. First, the Microsoft originator lost his wife of 27 years. Now Warren Buffett is leaving his Satanic ass. The 90-year-old investor resigned from the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation on Wednesday for no damn reason. Buffett also announced he’s gonna donate a ...

Sesame Street is officially “Woke.”  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — First, we learned Bert and Ernie are a gay couple. Now this: The stratagem of globalists entails transmogrifying heterosexuals into homosexuals to expedite the new world order which makes sense. After all, international sovereignty is much simpler to procure minus hypermasculinity. But, for that to transpire, the machination ...

Lil Nas X performs ‘gayest’ SNL show.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Viewer discretion be damned, Lil Nas X and his Black sextet of homosexual dancers put on the gayest performance in “Saturday Night Live” history this weekend during the season 46 finale. As the show’s musical guest, the 22-year-old rapper took kayfabe to an emasculate level with ...

Lil Nas X having change of heart? Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — First, he marketed 666 pairs of “Satan Shoes” with a Nike swoosh logo. Now he’s a crusader for the Lord. Gay rapper Lil Nas X, 22, is once again catching hell (no pun intended) after he released a Christian clothing line that features a blasphemous “I ...

Obama promotes COVID-19 vaccine. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — As part of his “Roll Up Your Sleeves” initiative, quondam President Barack Obama met virtually with NBA greats Shaquille O’Neal and Charles Barkley to pressurize negroes into getting the coronavirus vaccine. Obama opened the chinwag with wisecracks about Shaq’s business ventures and Barkley’s waistline before starting a disquisition on immunizations. ...

Vaccine scientist forecasts doom.  Blog King, Mass Appeal GERMANY — Dr. Geert Vanden Bossche, a renowned vaccine scientist who has collaborated with numerous pharmaceutical corporations, is sounding the alarm over the mass inoculation of coronavirus vaccines worldwide. In a recently released video, Dr. Vanden Bossche said it’s imperative we “halt all COVID-19 vaccinations immediately, or uncontrollable monsters will be unleashed.” ...

Dazharia Shaffer commits suicide.  Blog King, Mass Appeal BATON ROUGE — Law enforcement officials in Baton Rouge are investigating after TikTok star Dazhariaa Quint Noyes committed suicide because she thought she was ugly. The prepossessing 18-year-old, better known as “Dee,” was browbeaten by Internet trolls prior to hanging herself on February 8th. She even shared an au revoir video with ...