Russian President Putin proclaims Jesus is black

Putin says Jesus is black. 

Blog King, Mass Appeal

MOSCOW — Russia President Vladimir Putin set the internet ablaze the other day when he disseminated a video that shows him telling his soldiers, “Jesus is black.” Critics, of course, are trying to discredit the video. But, if you read your Bible (Revelation 1:14-15), here’s the physical description: “His head and hair were white like wool, as white as snow, and his eyes like a flame of fire; His feet were like fine brass, as if refined in a furnace, and his voice as the sound of many waters.” Well, I’ll be damned. Putin is telling the truth. Now the million dollar question: Who’s the white dude in the portrait? Social media reaction was wild. One commenter wrote, “When did they start lying to us that Jesus was white?” Another chimed in with, “Thanks Putin for the truth. I salute you for that. And to you white-skinned people, please don’t feel bad. We are still one in the eyes of the Lord. Putin is only unveiling the truth.” A third person added, “Putin revealed the truth about Jesus to expose the lies of white supremacy. It’s making white folks upset because they are forced to accept the truth and can’t control the lies anymore!!!”

What’s my take? Well… I looked in the mirror this morning and, guess what? I resemble Jesus. So do many of you. It’s plain as day. Even Stevie Wonder can see it. I possess a few white follicles of hair, and it’s wooly too — especially when I grow it out. I’m blessed with a bronze dermis and, after a few drinks, my eyes are as red as a campfire. My voice even sounds like a tsunami when I’m pissed.

People get scared of me and everything.

Man, I can’t believe it.

We are indeed created in God’s image.

No wonder Satan hates our guts.

We’re a spitting image of the Messiah.

Heck, I figure as long as I don’t screw up too much, I’m practically a shoo-in for heaven.

Dude, this really made my day.

About to celebrate with a cold beverage.

Wish Jesus was here to turn my bottled water into wine.

Telling you dawg, I’m sated with newfound confidence.

Y’all better start kissing my ass; might need me as a reference on Judgment Day.

Y’all can start by distributing reparations.

I’m serious.

The Bible doesn’t lie.

Neither does the mirror.

The resemblance to Jesus is merely a biblical fact.

There has to be value in that.

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