Church’s worker spanks manager.  Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Law enforcement officials are investigating after a Church’s Chicken employee beat up his manager for getting fired. The bout of fisticuffs went down in the kitchen near a bunch of greasy ass chicken. It was also captured on video. Cell phone footage shows the scrawny, negro employee cussin’ out the ...

Fury KOs Wilder, trilogy was great. Blog King, Mass Appeal LAS VEGAS — It wasn’t on the same level as Rocky Balboa versus Apollo Creed. But it was pretty damn good. Tyson Fury, 33, defeated Deontay Wilder, 35, at T-Mobile Arena on Saturday to retain his WBC heavyweight title. Fury (31-0-1, 22 KOs) closed the trilogy match with a highlight-reel ...

Chiefs fan suffers knuckle sandwich.  Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — So this is what last place feels like. Law enforcement officials in the American Heartland are investigating after fans of the Kansas City Chiefs beat the hell outta each other in the stands. The sanguinary ordeal went down Sunday afternoon at Arrowhead Stadium following KC’s 30-24 loss to ...

Three black ladies attacked hostess.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Law enforcement officials in New York are investigating after a trio of black women beat the sh*t out of an Asian restaurant hostess when she asked to see proof of vaccination prior to ingress. The donnybrook transpired Thursday evening around 4:50 p.m. at Carmine’s Italian Restaurant on Broadway. ...

Nicki Minaj slams MSNBC’s Joy Reid. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Count Nicki Minaj among those hesitant to get the COVID vaccine. The curvaceous rapper tweeted her vexation after finding out the Met Gala required proof of inoculation as a means of ingress. “They want you to get vaccinated for the Met. If I get vaccinated it won’t ...

Bullies attack kid, Teacher flips out. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOUSTON — Here’s two more reasons to defund and extirpate public schools. 1) Administrators in Houston, Texas are catching hell after two black bullies pummeled a Latino student in the school cafeteria. The beatdown transpired at Ross Shaw Sterling Aviation High School. It was also captured on video. Cell phone ...

Security guard punched a child. Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — This week’s “I F*cked Up A Good Job Award” belongs to 40-year-old security guard Antwan Ruffin who was fired for punching a 7th grade student. The assault went down Thursday at Horace Mann Middle School in Miami, Florida. It was also captured on video. Instagram Live footage shows Ruffin, ...

Big brawl Rams, Chargers game.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Law enforcement officials in Los Angeles are investigating after a massive brawl broke out in the stands of a preseason game between the Rams and Chargers. The donnybrook went down inside SoFi Stadium. It was also captured on video. Cell phone footage shows a pair of corpulent dudes ...

Crocodile Donnie rescues employee. Blog King, Mass Appeal SALT LAKE CITY — Crocodile Dundee, eat your heart out! Now we have Crocodile Donnie! A Utah resident named Donnie Wiseman was hailed a hero over the weekend after he foiled an alligator’s attempt to maim a zoo employee. The valiant deed transpired Saturday afternoon in front of children at Scales and ...

Jaxson Hayes is zapped by cops. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Law enforcement officials in Los Angeles are investigating after New Orleans Pelicans center Jaxson Hayes got tased by police for showin’ his ass. The electrocution transpired around 3 a.m. on July 28th. It was also captured on video. Cell phone footage shows a trio of officers tussling ...