Lady knocked out fighting over PS5.  Blog King, Mass Appeal CHARLOTTE — “You got knocked the f*ck out!” Law enforcement officials in Charlotte, North Carolina are investigating after two splenetic chicks got into a fight over a PlayStation 5 — leaving one of ’em knocked out cold. The bout of fisticuffs transpired December 13th inside Walmart. It was also captured ...

Tyson & Jones fought to draw.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — In what was billed as a legendary bout of fisticuffs between two has-beens in their 50s, Iron Mike Tyson and Roy Jones Jr. put on quite a show Saturday night in an eight-round exhibition at the Staples Center in Los Angeles. But, unfortunately, there was no victor. ...

Ronda Rousey becomes tearful.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — UFC legend Ronda “Rowdy” Rousey was relegated to tears on Thursday while becoming the latest sacrificial lamb to appear on the popular YouTube series “Hot Ones” to answer questions for 20 minutes in conjunction with masticating a plate of spicy hot wings. While sedentary, the 33-year-old WWE champion joined ...

Passengers brawl over a face mask.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MESA, Ariz — Law enforcement officials in Arizona are investigating after a fight broke out onboard an Allegiant Air flight because a passenger refused to wear a damn face mask. The bout of fisticuffs transpired Saturday prior to the flight’s departure at Phoenix-Mesa Gateway Airport. It was also captured on ...

Iron Mike Tyson returns to boxing. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Who said old dogs can’t learn new tricks? After a 15-year hiatus, Iron Mike Tyson (50-6) is returning to the ring. “This is ludicrous!” The 54-year-old boxing legend is scheduled to lock horns with 51-year-old Roy Jones Jr. (66-9) on September 12th in an eight-round “Frontline Battle” ...

Black guy whips Caucasian man.  Blog King, Mass Appeal FLINT — Law enforcement officials in Flint, Michigan are investigating after 18-year-old Damire Palmer beat the sh*t out of a white Macy’s employee who reportedly called him the N-word. The pummeling transpired Monday evening at Genessee Valley Center Mall. Damire’s 22-year-old brother, Damarquay Palmer, recorded the bombardment and posted the video ...

J.R. Smith whips Caucasian dude.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — While pissed off residents were protesting police brutality to avenge the quietus of George Floyd, NBA free agent J.R. Smith was busy beating the hell out of a white rioter who smashed his car window. The act of vandalism and subsequent ass-whuppin’ went down in Los Angeles. The ...

Red Lobster staff fights a customer.  Blog King, Mass Appeal EAST YORK — Red Lobster’s cheddar bay biscuits are so f*ckin’ good, they make you wanna slap your momma… and employees. Law enforcement officials in East York, Pennsylvania are investigating after a customer got into a bout of fisticuffs with Red Lobster workers over a damn refund. The donnybrook transpired ...

Princess Love is divorcing Ray J. Blog King, Mass Appeal BEVERLY HILLS — After nearly 4 years of holy matrimony, Princess Love and Ray J are calling it quits. Yep, they’re gettin’ a divorce. The “Love & Hop Hop Hollywood” star filed dissolution documents on Tuesday in Los Angeles County Superior Court seeking a split from Ray J. The cessation ...

Eighteen blacks assault teenager.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Law enforcement officials in Brooklyn, New York are lookin’ to prosecute at least eighteen black dudes after they allegedly beat the hell out of a 15-year-old girl in broad daylight. The Rodney King-esque trouncing transpired Thursday afternoon on Utica Avenue near Sterling Place in Crown Heights. It was also ...