Tag Archives: Louisiana

“Gorilla Glue Girl” and her fiancé Dewitt Madison are expecting 1st baby together

Gorilla Glue Girl expecting baby. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHALMETTE, La. — Tessica Brown, aka “The Gorilla Glue Girl,” is making headlines again. This time she’s gravid with her fiancé’s neonate and she has a quartet of pregnancy tests to corroborate it. Yessir, the 40-year-old broad and Dewitt Madison (aka Captain Save A Ho) are expecting their first crumb snatcher ...

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KU football coach Les Miles is out amid allegations of sexual misconduct at LSU

Les Miles leaves after 2 seasons. Blog King, Mass Appeal LAWRENCE — Just when you thought things couldn’t get worse for the Kansas University Athletic Department. Amid allegations of sexual misconduct, Les Miles is out the door as head football coach of the Kansas Jayhawks. The concupiscent skipper received a pink slip after two losing seasons. The bombshell termination comes ...

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First We Feast: Anthony Mackie quotes Shakespeare on YouTube’s “Hot Ones”

Anthony Mackie discusses MCU. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Anthony Mackie was relegated to quoting William Shakespeare while becoming the latest sacrificial lamb to appear on the popular YouTube series “Hot Ones” to answer questions for 20 minutes in conjunction with masticating a plate of spicy hot wings. While sedentary, the 42-year-old thespian joined “First We Feast” host ...

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Suicide Farewell Video: TikTok star killed ‘herself’ after trolls said she’s very ugly

Dazharia Shaffer commits suicide.  Blog King, Mass Appeal BATON ROUGE — Law enforcement officials in Baton Rouge are investigating after TikTok star Dazhariaa Quint Noyes committed suicide because she thought she was ugly. The prepossessing 18-year-old, better known as “Dee,” was browbeaten by Internet trolls prior to hanging herself on February 8th. She even shared an au revoir video with ...

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TikToker applied ‘Gorilla Glue’ instead of hairspray, now she’s stuck with hairstyle

TikToker regrets Gorilla Adhesive.  Blog King, Mass Appeal CHALMETTE, La. — One day Tessica Brown ran out of hairspray and, instead of utilizing common sense and purchasing more, the imbecilic damsel applied Gorilla Spray Adhesive as a substitute. Now she’s stuck with the same coiffure permanently. “My hair has been like this for about a month now [but] it’s not ...

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The Landlord: Tyrann Mathieu releases a “docuseries” to help struggling families

Honey Badger is paying the ‘rent.’ Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW ORLEANS — Tyrann “Honey Badger” Mathieu is much more than an All-Pro defensive back for the Super Bowl champion Kansas City Chiefs. He’s also a reality TV star. Mathieu and Bleacher Report released a new four-part docuseries titled “The Landlord” that chronicles the pecuniary hindrances of four families in ...

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Husband and Wife served ‘semen-filled’ cupcakes to classroom full of students

Husband & Wife feed kids semen.  Blog King, Mass Appeal WALKER, La. — Dennis Perkins, 44, and his 35-year-old wife, Cynthia Perkins, had their squalid asses thrown behind bars after they allegedly served students a fresh batch of cupcakes saturated with jizz. They also orchestrated a child sex ring. The felonious ordeal transpired last year at Westside Junior High School ...

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