La La & Carmelo ‘calling it quits.’ Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — “When a woman’s fed up…” You can stick a fork in La La Anthony’s marriage because it’s done. The 41-year-old basketball wife is divorcing Portland Trail Blazers forward Carmelo Anthony after eleven years of holy matrimony. La La filed dissolution indentures Thursday in New York on ...

LeBron is finally showing his age.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — You can stick a fork in the Los Angeles Lakers because they’re done. LeBron James and the defending NBA champions were beaten to a bloody pulp Thursday night, losing 113-100 to the Phoenix Suns in Game 6 of their first-round series. “We got our ass kicked,” LeBron ...

Paul Pierce is talking trash.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — “TaDow! How you like me now?” More than a month after ESPN fired his black ass, Boston Celtics legend Paul Pierce is still yappin’ his beak. The former Kansas Jayhawk got a pink slip in April after he disseminated a series of Instagram Live videos that show him ...

Joel and Anne deeply in love. Blog King, Mass Appeal PHILLY — Philadelphia 76ers All-Star Joel Embiid melted some hearts this week when he said his 3-year relationship with Anne de Paula is more than copulation. It’s also a serendipitous love story anchored by a “beautiful friendship.” Aww, ain’t that cute? The 7-foot Cameroonian and the Brazilian supermodel were featured ...

White cop kills black teenager. Blog King, Mass Appeal COLUMBUS — Law enforcement officials in Columbus, Ohio are catching hell after a White police officer smoked a 16-year-old Black girl during a catfight. The sanguinary ordeal transpired prior to Tuesday’s announcement of Derek Chauvin’s guilty verdict. It was also captured on video. Police body cam footage shows foster child Ma’Khia ...

Derek Chauvin found “guilty.”  Blog King, Mass Appeal MINNEAPOLIS — Say his name. It took a measly 10 hours of deliberation, but the jury got it right. Former Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin was found guilty Tuesday afternoon on all three counts in the asphyxiation of George Floyd. Now he’s lookin’ at a million years behind bars. Judge Peter Cahill ...

Obama promotes COVID-19 vaccine. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — As part of his “Roll Up Your Sleeves” initiative, quondam President Barack Obama met virtually with NBA greats Shaquille O’Neal and Charles Barkley to pressurize negroes into getting the coronavirus vaccine. Obama opened the chinwag with wisecracks about Shaq’s business ventures and Barkley’s waistline before starting a disquisition on immunizations. ...

Daunte Wright killed by a cop. Blog King, Mass Appeal MINNEAPOLIS — First, George Floyd. Now this. Law enforcement officials in Minneapolis are once again catching hell after a white police officer killed an unarmed black man over a damn air freshener. The sanguinary ordeal transpired around 2 p.m. Sunday afternoon just miles from where Floyd was asphyxiated. It was ...

Space Jam trailer doesn’t disappoint.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — After a 25-year hiatus, the cartoon ballers of Looney Tunes are back on the hardwood. Warner Bros. released the first trailer for “Space Jam: A New Legacy” on Saturday that lays out the blueprint of the highly anticipated sequel. The 2-minute clip shows LeBron James experiencing contretemps with his ...

Lamar Odom is ‘terribly’ sorry. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Bill Duke’s character in “Menace II Society” said, “You know you done f*cked up, right?” That’s how Lamar Odom feels because throughout the duration of his whirlwind marriage, he treated Khloé Kardashian like trash. That said… now that he’s had time to ruminate, the disgraced NBA star is ...