Whitlock & Trump skipping Super Bowl ’cause it’s GAY
Scripted NFL hella woke. Blog King, Mass Appeal SAN FRANCISCO -- "🎵Macho, macho man. I gotta be a macho man.🎵" A viral video shows "Fearless" podcaster Jason Whitlock saying he…
All-22: Chiefs game rigged, Smith says NFL is scripted
Smith says NFL is scripted. Blog King, Mass Appeal BUFFALO -- Uh-oh! Football analyst Jake the Awake reviewed the NFL's All-22 coaches film and it shows Buffalo Bills defensive end…
2Pac Shakur was hella gay, Quincy Jones tried to bang
Tupac Shakur was gay as hell. Blog King, Mass Appeal SAN FRANCISCO -- "🎵California knows how to party.🎵" Just when you think you've seen it all. A viral video shows…
Chiefs lose Super Bowl on purpose, Vegas cashes in
Chiefs did the NFL a solid. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW ORLEANS -- And the award for best leading actor goes to... Look, I won't bother asking if you enjoyed…
Players believe Chiefs are acting & in bed with Vegas
Judon calls out acting Chiefs. Blog King, Mass Appeal FOXBOROUGH -- And the Oscar for best actor goes to... New England Patriots linebacker Matthew Judon set the internet ablaze the…
Barstool owner suing NFL, claiming games are fixed
Barstool honco suing the NFL. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK -- Uh-oh! Ladies & Gentlemen, we have our first sports gambling scandal. We knew this would transpire when rapacious…
Chiefs win Super Bowl LVIII
Chiefs establish new dynasty. Blog King, Mass Appeal GLENDALE -- If you descry statistics across the board (time of possession, total yards of offense, etc.), you would've thought the Kansas…
Will Smith bitch-slapped ‘funny man’ Chris Rock
Will used his pimp hand. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD -- "Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?" Will Smith "smacked the sh*t" outta Chris Rock at the 2022 Academy…