Luciferase putting unvaxxed on blast. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — “Let your soul glow!” Uh-oh! A video has gone viral that shows how Luciferase works in the COVID vaccine. In case you didn’t know, Luciferase is an enzyme that produces bioluminescence for a visible glow. Once it’s inside your anatomy, you’ll light up like a Christmas tree. “What ...

The Giant drawin’ mixed reactions. Blog King, Mass Appeal IRELAND — Can you envision a 100-foot Beyoncé performing in the Power & Light District? What about Jennifer Lopez, John Lennon, Bruno Mars or a gigantic Cardi B shaking her ass near Arrowhead Stadium? Well, it could happen. That’s because European entrepreneur Paddy Dunning and his company, Enterprise Ireland, have plans ...

Navy pilots say aliens are real.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Albeit begrudgingly, the United States Government is finally admitting UFOs are real. See, we’re not batshit crazy after all. Pentagon officials didn’t have much of a choice. They had to come clean. If you gaze into the sky, chances are you’ll descry a flying saucer zooming through ...

Promobots are a dangerous threat. Blog King, Mass Appeal MOSCOW — “Sarah Connor… I’ll be back.” Uh-oh! Them Eastern Europeans are at it again. Tech-nerds in Russia recently unveiled the world’s first autonomous Promobot android called “Robo-C” and the automaton is expected to replace humans in the workplace in the near future. The humanoid can be manufactured to resemble any ...

Computer-Brain merger coming.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Elon Musk is f*cking with our heads (literally). The 49-year-old tech wizard just revealed alarming details about his esoteric neuroscience enterprise “Neuralink” and his modus operandi to amalgamate computers with human encephalons (à la Lana Wachowski’s 1999 film ‘The Matrix’). During a webcast demonstration on Friday, the SpaceX CEO unveiled ...