First Lady unveils robot that replaces teachers in school
Robots taking over. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON -- Uh-oh! If you're a teacher, it's time to dust off your resume and visit Indeed. Because you're gonna be unemployed very…
Iran made dope rap song trolling Trump and MAGA
Iran trolls Trump. Blog King, Mass Appeal TEHRAN -- Damn. Just when you thought you've seen it all. Iran set the internet ablaze 🔥 when officials disseminated a LEGO rap…
China unveiled ninja robots, police humanoids as threat
China robots dope. Blog King, Mass Appeal BEIJING -- "🎵Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those flips were fast as lightning.🎵" Uh-oh! A viral video shows China's ninja humanoids performing a…
Amazon replacing 600,000 employees with humanoids
Robots in, humans out. Blog King, Mass Appeal SEATTLE -- You can stick a fork 🍴 in Amazon employees because they're done. According to a series of leaked documents, Amazon…
Aria the Girlfriend Robot is replacing ‘Modern Women’
Aria has modern women beat. Blog King, Mass Appeal LAS VEGAS -- "🎵Computer love... Need a special girl to share in my computer world. I no longer need a strategy.…
Sophia the Humanoid says humans inferior to robots
Sophia talks robot uprising. Blog King, Mass Appeal HONG KONG -- "That Terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity,…
Atlas released their Top 10 listing of Humanoid Robots
Humanoids are taking over. Blog King, Mass Appeal BOSTON -- One day, they gonna f*ck around and build a monster. Atlas Boston Dynamics released a new Top 10 ranking of…
BrainBridge reveals plan to effectuate head transplant
Head transplants have arrived. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK -- Damn. Cybernetics have hit fever pitch. Pretty soon we're all gonna be androids. BrainBridge, a neuroscience and biomedical engineering…
China’s humanoid robot is ready to conquer humans
China's androids finally ready. Blog King, Mass Appeal BEIJING -- - Not sure if y'all heard but China has successfully created the world's fastest android and, guess what? They're capable…
Ex-Chiefs cheerleader died during daughter’s childbirth
Chiefs cheerleader dead at 40. Blog King, Mass Appeal LEAWOOD -- Residents of Leawood, Kansas are in mourning after former Kansas City Chiefs cheerleader Krystal Anderson passed away during parturition.…