Amazon replacing 600,000 employees with humanoids
Robots in, humans out. Blog King, Mass Appeal SEATTLE -- You can stick a fork 🍴 in Amazon employees because they're done. According to a series of leaked documents, Amazon…
Aria the Girlfriend Robot is replacing ‘Modern Women’
Aria has modern women beat. Blog King, Mass Appeal LAS VEGAS -- "🎵Computer love... Need a special girl to share in my computer world. I no longer need a strategy.…
Sophia the Humanoid says humans inferior to robots
Sophia talks robot uprising. Blog King, Mass Appeal HONG KONG -- "That Terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity,…
Atlas released their Top 10 listing of Humanoid Robots
Humanoids are taking over. Blog King, Mass Appeal BOSTON -- One day, they gonna f*ck around and build a monster. Atlas Boston Dynamics released a new Top 10 ranking of…
BrainBridge reveals plan to effectuate head transplant
Head transplants have arrived. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK -- Damn. Cybernetics have hit fever pitch. Pretty soon we're all gonna be androids. BrainBridge, a neuroscience and biomedical engineering…
China’s humanoid robot is ready to conquer humans
China's androids finally ready. Blog King, Mass Appeal BEIJING -- - Not sure if y'all heard but China has successfully created the world's fastest android and, guess what? They're capable…
Ex-Chiefs cheerleader died during daughter’s childbirth
Chiefs cheerleader dead at 40. Blog King, Mass Appeal LEAWOOD -- Residents of Leawood, Kansas are in mourning after former Kansas City Chiefs cheerleader Krystal Anderson passed away during parturition.…
Study says COVID vaccine contains technology glitch
COVID vaccine has glitches. Blog King, Mass Appeal CAMBRIDGE -- Uh-oh! Got some COVID vaccine news and it's really juicy! In a shocking development, scientists at the University of Cambridge's…
Jong Un and Putin plotting ‘nuclear attack’ of America
Jong Un & Putin are plotting. Blog King, Mass Appeal PYONGYANG -- Uh-oh! Early Thursday morning, North Korea Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un ordered his officers to ramp-up production of…
Robots take in Chargers, Dolphins game with fans
Robots attend Chargers game. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES -- Uh-oh! At Sunday's Miami Dolphins vs. Los Angeles Chargers game, a swarm of A.I. robots from the Sci-Fi drama…