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China unveiled ninja robots, police humanoids as threat

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China robots dope.

Blog King, Mass Appeal

BEIJING — “🎵Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those flips were fast as lightning.🎵” Uh-oh! A viral video shows China’s ninja humanoids performing a series of martial arts stunts that include sword and nunchuck sequences (à la Bruce Lee). The conception was done as a choreographed prelude to the country’s annual Spring Festival Gala (aka Chinese New Year). During the show, the Tesla battle robots are joined by some of China’s most prominent Kung Fu performers — both young and old — for a high-energy martial arts showcase. What’s impressive is the androids displayed a homogeneous level of agility, balance and precision as a bipedal primate. We’re talkin’ backflips, somersaults, cartwheels, you name it. Hell, from a distance, you can’t tell the difference between them and us. They’re practically human. They’re also very dangerous.

If set loose, those robots could effectuate some serious damage — like kick some ass.

Social media reaction was off the chain. One commenter wrote, “The United States seems to be too busy fighting over pronouns. Other countries are laughing at us.” Another chimed in with, “Don’t forget, Chinamen will never display their latest technology. These robots were likely built two or three decades ago.” A third viewer added, “Chinese robots do martial arts like Jackie Chan. American robots struggle to walk like Joe Biden😆.”

Oh, there’s more.

Another video shows China President Xi Jinping unveiling his army of police robots.

Them mothaf*ckas can control traffic, detect violations and issue a warning.

If you fail to comply, they can also give citations and/or arrest your ass.

Telling you dawg, China ain’t bullsh*ttin.’

As Americans, should we be concerned?

Has Xi Jinping lost his damn mind?

Watch the ninja humanoids and police robots do their thang.

Share your thoughts.

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This Post Has 43 Comments

  1. I’ve always thought the US would create the first Terminator robot. I guess I was wrong!

  2. That’s not a dance… that’s practicing to kill some fools!! 🥸

  9. them chinese muthafuckas are hardworking

    we lazy as fuck in america

  14. chinese robots do martial arts like jackie chan. american robots struggle to walk like joe biden😆

  19. USA makes human robots. 😂😅

    China makes robot humans. 🎉❤

    Coming soon: Artificial wombs. 🎉❤🎉

  20. If you actually look into it at all you will know that those robots do not operate autonomously at all….they have controllers with preprogramed performances. The China Show is a good resource to see past all the Chinese Propaganda/firewall

  22. Kung Fu robots are garbage and anyone with any brains knows the real potential of humanoid robots has nothing to do WITH HURTING PEOPLE. The only thing that changed is China is run by children who want to create robots to HURT PEOPLE!

  23. Come on now, everyone knows thats AI.. China don’t have it that good.

  31. Can you imagine an entire army of such robots used for military purposes?
    The Lord Jesus said about 2,000 years ago that before His return to earth truly terrifying things would happen, it is written:
    26. people will faint from fear, expecting the things that are coming on the earth; for the powers of the heavens will be shaken.
    Luke 21:26
    The Lord Jesus is coming soon, let us watch carefully and be ready! 🙏

  34. Just saw The Terminator the other day. Hope that shit dont happen in real life.

  37. Just in case you thought America was the power in the world … this is just a festival!

  43. China is #1 in manufacturing, EVs, available housing and now robots?!?! The west is Fucked and don’t even know it. 🤣

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