Mingo reportedly raped a little boy. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA — Carl Nassib ain’t the only homo in the National Football League. That’s because Atlanta Falcons linebacker Barkevious Mingo was thrown in jail Thursday after he reportedly performed a fellatio on a 13-year-old boy. The alleged molestation transpired in July 2019 following a day of fun at Six Flags ...

Showtime Cruz favors Mahomes.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MIDLAND — Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes has a Mini-Me clone (à la Dr. Evil) who goes by the moniker Santi “Showtime” Cruz. The talented fourth-grader is only 10-years-old. But he looks, acts and plays football comparable to Mahomes. Not to mention both are Texas natives, both possess a cannon for ...

Asian store owner thwacks customer. Blog King, Mass Appeal DALLAS — She was lookin’ for a fight and they gave her one. Law enforcement officials in Texas are investigating after an Asian store owner beat the sh*t out of a black female customer as his co-worker held her at gunpoint. The sweet and sour ass-whuppin’ went down inside a convenience ...

White man sues greedy stripper.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOUSTON — “I’m in love with a stripper!” Robert Wallace, a 32-year-old software developer, became both a simp and a laughingstock when loaned a black stripper $2,000 then sued her to get it back. Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids. The alleged swingle transpired in Houston, Texas. Robert also gave her ...

Judge Kitchens ‘catching hell.’ Blog King, Mass Appeal LIBERTY COUNTY — Divorce Court Judge Travis Kitchens in good ole Liberty County, Texas is under fire after he ordered a husband and wife to get the coronavirus vaccine if they want visitation rights with their quartet of snotty-nosed children. “He pretty much told me and her both that we were to get ...

Ted Cruz slams “woke” military. Blog King, Mass Appeal AUSTIN — Texas Senator Ted Cruz is once again catching hell after he lambasted servicemen of the U.S. military, calling ’em a bunch of “emasculated pansies.” The opprobrium came in response to an Army recruiting advertisement that was concocted by what he calls “Woke lefty bureaucrats.” All hell broke loose when ...

Deshaun Watson facing lawsuits. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOUSTON — It’s not about money. It’s about taking “back the power.” Those are the words of alleged rape victim Ashley Solis who went public with her accusations against Houston Texans quarterback Deshaun Watson. The teary-eyed damsel ratted him out in a press conference Tuesday morning alongside her attorney Tony Buzbee. Using ...

Psycho brothers murdered family.  Blog King, Mass Appeal ALLEN — Police officials in Allen, Texas are searching for answers after 19-year-old Farhan Towhid and his 21-year-old brother, Tanvir Towhid, murdered their entire family (à la the Menendez brothers) before taking their own lives. The murder-suicide transpired at their residence around 1:00 a.m. Monday morning. While conducting a welfare check, police ...

Watson denying sexual assault.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOUSTON — It’s been a rough offseason for Houston Texans quarterback Deshaun Watson. First, he asked to be traded. Now he’s being sued for sexual assault. A female masseuse, who’s using the pseudonym “Jane Doe” to remain incognito, claims Watson “went too far” during one of their massage sessions. According to her ...

Governor Abbott crushes mandate. Blog King, Mass Appeal AUSTIN — Coronavirus who? Texas Governor Greg Abbott is catching hell for lifting the state’s mask mandate that was implemented to suppress COVID-19. Abbott is also allowing businesses to open at 100 percent capacity. The modus operandi goes into effect March 10th. “Too many Texans have been sidelined from employment opportunities,” Abbott ...