Tag Archives: Texas

No Days Off: “Showtime Cruz” is drawing comparisons to Chiefs’ Patrick Mahomes

Showtime Cruz favors Mahomes.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MIDLAND — Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes has a Mini-Me clone (à la Dr. Evil) who goes by the moniker Santi “Showtime” Cruz. The talented fourth-grader is only 10-years-old. But he looks, acts and plays football comparable to Mahomes. Not to mention both are Texas natives, both possess a cannon for ...

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Sen. Ted Cruz claims ‘Woke’ culture has transformed U.S. military into “pansies”

Ted Cruz slams “woke” military. Blog King, Mass Appeal AUSTIN — Texas Senator Ted Cruz is once again catching hell after he lambasted servicemen of the U.S. military, calling ’em a bunch of “emasculated pansies.” The opprobrium came in response to an Army recruiting advertisement that was concocted by what he calls “Woke lefty bureaucrats.” All hell broke loose when ...

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Ashley Solis and her lawyer held a press conference accusing Mr. Watson of rape

Deshaun Watson facing lawsuits. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOUSTON — It’s not about money. It’s about taking “back the power.” Those are the words of alleged rape victim Ashley Solis who went public with her accusations against Houston Texans quarterback Deshaun Watson. The teary-eyed damsel ratted him out in a press conference Tuesday morning alongside her attorney Tony Buzbee. Using ...

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Murder-Suicide: Two depressed brothers murdered their family, killed themselves

Psycho brothers murdered family.  Blog King, Mass Appeal ALLEN — Police officials in Allen, Texas are searching for answers after 19-year-old Farhan Towhid and his 21-year-old brother, Tanvir Towhid, murdered their entire family (à la the Menendez brothers) before taking their own lives. The murder-suicide transpired at their residence around 1:00 a.m. Monday morning. While conducting a welfare check, police ...

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Texans star Deshaun Watson accused of ‘exposing’ his penis to female masseuse

Watson denying sexual assault.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOUSTON — It’s been a rough offseason for Houston Texans quarterback Deshaun Watson. First, he asked to be traded. Now he’s being sued for sexual assault. A female masseuse, who’s using the pseudonym “Jane Doe” to remain incognito, claims Watson “went too far” during one of their massage sessions. According to her ...

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Texas Gov. Greg Abbott is under fire for ‘terminating’ statewide mask mandate

Governor Abbott crushes mandate. Blog King, Mass Appeal AUSTIN — Coronavirus who? Texas Governor Greg Abbott is catching hell for lifting the state’s mask mandate that was implemented to suppress COVID-19. Abbott is also allowing businesses to open at 100 percent capacity. The modus operandi goes into effect March 10th. “Too many Texans have been sidelined from employment opportunities,” Abbott ...

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