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Eating Vagina 101: Jessika teaches how to do oral sex

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Do’s & Don’ts of oral sex. 

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ATLANTA — A viral video shows relationship vlogger Jessika Patten elucidating the “Dos & Don’ts” of performing oral sex on a woman. “Today, we’re talking about the Dos and Don’ts of eating her out,” Jessika said. “[And] how to make her [cum] all over your face.” Oxygen be damned, Jessika believes a simp should perform the lecherous duty at least 15 to 20 minutes. “That’s my range, 15 to 20 minutes,” she said. “I think that’s a good enough time. If you can’t get [an orgasm] in 20 minutes, I can’t help you.” Jessika despises men who use their teeth. She said it hurts like hell. “Don’t use your teeth,” she vented. “In no way, shape or form are teeth pleasurable. I have a vulva. I have a box. [But] no biting. No chewing. Maybe a little nibbling. But no teeth.” Jessika said a woman’s coochie has 8,000 nerve endings. So it’s imperative to softly use the tongue.

“Don’t be rough or hard, or put too much pressure on her clitoris,” Jessika reiterated before admitting she hates it when a man shoves his tongue into her pussy like a dildo. “Unless you have a 6-inch tongue, it’s probably not gonna do much. So don’t try to jam your tongue in there real hard.” Jessika believes men should eschew practicing sex moves that are descried in porn videos.

“Don’t try everything you see on a porn video,” she said.

“Those people are filming. They’re at work. They’re trained professionals. It’s staged. It’s acting. That doesn’t work in real life.”

Jessika made it crystal clear that men shouldn’t try to kiss women in the mouth after manducating coochie.

It’s disgusting and it’s bad hygiene.

“Some girls are ok with it. Some girls are not. But you have to ask or know that’s something that they like,” Jessika said.

“Because that can catch you off guard. He comes from down south and just, ‘Oh, there he is.’ All in your mouth without even wiping it or rinsing it.”

Yuck!

Gross!

Fellas… if you’re expecting fellatio via quid pro quo, Jessika ain’t the woman for you.

Giving blow jobs ain’t part of the plan.

“Don’t expect that I’m giving you head back,” she said.

“You’re giving me head because you want to, not because you’re expecting me to give it back.”

Damn.

Social media reaction was hilarious.

One commenter wrote, “Heavy on the tongue and light on the teeth… PERIOD!”

Another chimed in with, “Baby, can I come over for some lessons?❤”

A third viewer added, “A woman rode my face so hard, she almost broke my jaw.😮”

Will you use Jessika’s tips?

Have you perfected the art of manducating a woman’s coochie?

Is it time for all of us to get a passport?

Watch Jessika teach Eating Vagina 101.

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  3. I’m a white man and I want to eat black pussy, it’s been a long time, I’m hungry

  7. I ain’t neva going to let a woman sit on my face or lick her Y spot. If I give in to that she’ll have me licking her ass hole. Men are weak to females. Woman always have men pleasing them

  8. Yea clean my kitty 🐱 good. Nothing worse than having it smell like an open grave on a hot day.

  10. Time 2 Eat 🤪😜😛👍🇮🇹🤠🐎😸😽😽😹🆗💞💞💞

  12. I love eating pussy , so 15mins of licking and sucking pussy is very pleasurable to me in doing to a woman. Well my six inch tongue is going to work 😂😂😂

  13. why is it ok for woman to use teeth to play bite & drag them over the dinky , but not the other way around

  14. I like eating pussy so much especially if i love you,but sometimes i don’t do it because my mind is like it is simp thing to do. Do you agree with me?

  15. ❤👅🇦🇺😁
    62 and I thought I was good at pleasing my beautiful younger wife .
    Today I learnt pancake and no residue when kissing on the way up

  16. My man says that he doesn’t like giving oral. Says that he only did it once to his ex in a 30 year marriage. In the beginning I would always climax. Now that I’m going through menopause I only get mine occasionally. Is there a way to get a man to give oral?

  19. This chick crazy. Your juice can be all on his face, but dont put it on yours? You get but dont give back? What kind of sh*t is that?

  22. I wouldn’t want my chick to Kiss me after giving me head so I don’t try to kiss her after eating eating her Coochi

  23. the dirtier the coochie the better

    it should smell like fish and hot garbage

  25. My lady watched this video until she said don’t come up and kiss without wiping your mouth , she loves to taste her self , and she has dated women in the pass and she say’s it really gets them going . PS– especially black women .

  26. Wait. Dudes are out here using teeth? How? lol. I’ve never bit any women and I’ve got some pretty big teeth. 😂😂

  29. The main ingredient in my opinion is the Mental Genuine Connection💫 Feel her mind & make love to her soul ❤💋💯

  30. Any woman that don’t want you to kiss her after you eat her box you probably shouldn’t be doing it. I’M JUST SAYING

  33. If it’s clean enough for me to eat, it should be clean enough for you to taste!!😂😂😂🥰

  34. She should do one for women and how to keep her kitty clean. I’ve been running into more and more with smelly cooters. Water water water keep that pee clear helps. It’s a nasty world

  36. I wouldnt eat that shit. Aint no tellin how many niggas busted nuts in that.

  38. 1. Guys, stop watching porn.
    2. Stop generalizing pleasure, it’s not about how to please a woman it’s about how to please YOUR woman. So listen to HER and do what SHE likes/loves.
    3. Enough with the goal-oriented sex.
    4. Stop competing with her ex.
    5. flirting is not only for the initial stages of a relationship.
    6. For Some if not most men the minute they start kissing her their hand automatically goes to her vagina. There are other parts of her body that you could touch but you must learn them.
    7. While it can be good information, don’t go listening to podcasts or watching youtube and then just go try it in the bedroom only to be disappointed because it didn’t work. Talk to your partner.
    8. Guys who would like to last longer sometimes it’s all in your head if not you have to figure out the root of the problem.
    9. If you’re trying to last longer only so that she can get hers then there is a great possibility you’re missing something. I don’t know maybe FOREPLAY!!!
    10. The refractory period differs in men it can be short for some and long for others it depends on age, health, and fitness.
    11. If you think you finish too soon go back to foreplay it might be hard for some but try, ladies don’t just wait on him to be ready again. You can also help by stimulating.

  39. Cmon, if a girl dont like her own “essence”, I probably wont like it either. But I eat it because I love doing it. Pheromes will put a mofo in heaven. Im done .

  40. Father always said “son don’t eat nothing that’ll get up & walk away” thanks Dad…… Real men dont eat it we beat it🤪😄

  41. If the girl doesn’t want to taste her own cat after I just ate it then it isn’t clean enough for me to eat. The only way for her to know if she is tasting right is for her to get a taste herself.

  42. One thing I love to do, after She is relaxed and begins to gyrate is to reach up, grag her hands and place her hands on my head. She can grab my hair, pull my face in hard as she wants especially when she is climaxing. ❤

  44. Dont intellectualize it fellas. You either like it or not. I havent been able to lick or enjoy a woman this way since Michael Douglas was said to have eaten out his wife, Catherine Zeta Jones and was stricken with cancer. You know, the whole Covid thing got me thinking I cant be with anyone who has been jabbed.

  47. A wise man will be very circumspect about putting his mouth on a woman’s private parts. Many women are simply not clean enough to do this to, without risking harm to oneself. Men have contracted throat cancer from performing oral sex on women who carry the human papillomavirus. This is a medical fact. This is something that should only be done in the context of a committed relationship. Truth be told, most women are simply not up to sufficiently high
    cleanliness and hygiene standards, for me to put my mouth down there.

  48. I always have to tell my boyfriend “softer, baby… soft touches. the softer or less you touch, the more intense it feels” definitely at the beginning… he gets excited and hurried at the end and gets aggressive.. so I tell him again “soft touches, baby.” So, she’s right on point with this information! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  49. The MAIN thing is don’t be selfish and actually give a damn. But if you’re not selfless, confident, creative and loving, this advice is just so many words…

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