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China’s humanoid robot is ready to conquer humans

Unitree’s H1 V3.0 ready to take over/YouTube

China’s androids finally ready.

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BEIJING — – Not sure if y’all heard but China has successfully created the world’s fastest android and, guess what? They’re capable of policing us humans. Yessir, they’ll probably have the autonomy to throw your ass in jail. Created by Unitree, the H1 Evolution V3.0 stands 5 feet, 11 inches tall and travels up to 7 miles per hour. They’re equipped with GPS tracking devices, cameras, impeccable artificial intelligence, and lidar just in case y’all try to abscond or resist arrest. The robots can do everything we can do. They run, jump, climb stairs, dance and carry guns. Also, scuttlebutt has it they’re capable of laying pipe to your woman. Telling you dawg, it won’t be long before police officers are replaced with these humanoids. They even look like cops. Unitree — by the way — is the same company that made Cassie the Dog, which managed to run 100 meters in 24.73 seconds.


Social media reaction was fierce. One commenter wrote, “Have y’all seen ‘The Terminator?’ This is how the end of the world starts. ‘It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear and it absolutely will not stop… EVER… until you are…!'” Another chimed in with, “Here comes our future commissars.” A third person added, “This looks straight horrifying. Not only will they police us, they’re gonna take our jobs too.”

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This Post Has 27 Comments

  1. This dog robot is giving off “Black Mirror” nightmare episode vibes.

  2. these are soldiers. or terminators. or a house maid. each equally possible.

  3. Irobot with will smith is 20yrs ago if im correct Although a movie how close do you think they’re to making the prototype??

  4. Did y’all not see the Boston dynamics bots from like ten years ago taking kicks?

  5. Now put some long blades on those arms and attach a jet pack and you’ve got a kill bot, I’ll take three million please

  6. The color makes them creepy. They look like cops wearing dark uniforms.

  7. Imagine these robots fighting the boston dynamics and optimus gen 2 robots if the USA and China go to war

  8. China can build these cheaper than any other country in the west and produce them en mass.. and people still underestimate China…remember dji was a hobby toy weaponize to disable multimillion dollar tanks

  9. OMG! I HOPE they don’t cover them with human like skin,then we are doomed.they will be everywhere and we will never know it.

  10. Chinas technology is always copied from the US . Always expect them to be two steps behind us

  11. They are dancing now. How cute.
    Soon they will be marching towards us as we run into the forest!

  12. I see we’re just jumping right into the terminator thing. These guys just need a skeleton face. Soon they’ll be replicating themselves and we’re screwed.

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