Aussie simp is marrying voluptuous female robot
Crazy man fell in love with a robot. Blog King, Mass Appeal QUEENSLAND -- Geoff Gallagher, the Australian simp who once said "he'd never find love," is no longer single.…
Elon Musk believes Tesla humanoids will take over
Elon Musk explains Tesla bots. Blog King, Mass Appeal HAWTHORNE, Calif -- If you're sick and tired of being solus, amity is on the way. That's because SpaceX honcho Elon…
Sophia the humanoid anticipating childbirth
Android Sophia seeking family. Blog King, Mass Appeal SAUDI ARABIA -- Not sure if you're aware of this but, in 2017, a Saudi Arabian humanoid named Sophia made history by…
Russia unveils Promobot capable of human triumph
Promobots are a dangerous threat. Blog King, Mass Appeal MOSCOW -- "Sarah Connor... I'll be back." Uh-oh! Them Eastern Europeans are at it again. Tech-nerds in Russia recently unveiled the…
Elon Musk’s “Neuralink” compatible with brains
Computer-Brain merger coming. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES -- Elon Musk is f*cking with our heads (literally). The 49-year-old tech wizard just revealed alarming details about his esoteric neuroscience…