Tina Gonzalez screwed inmate. Blog King, Mass Appeal FRESNO — This week’s “I F*cked Up A Good Job Award” goes to California prison guard Tina Gonzalez who was fired and incarcerated after she f*cked an inmate in full view of other jailbirds. The felonious act of copulation went down inside the Fresno County Jail. According to court docs, Tina — ...

Tyson harbored suicidal thoughts. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — After masticating Evander Holyfield’s earlobe in 1997, “Iron” Mike Tyson contemplated killing himself. But, thanks to the consumption of psychedelic mushrooms, he’s no longer suicidal. Turns out, the fungal herb “saved his life.” The 54-year-old boxing legend dropped the bombshell during a recent appearance on Logan Paul’s “Impaulsive” YouTube ...

Paul Pierce is talking trash.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — “TaDow! How you like me now?” More than a month after ESPN fired his black ass, Boston Celtics legend Paul Pierce is still yappin’ his beak. The former Kansas Jayhawk got a pink slip in April after he disseminated a series of Instagram Live videos that show him ...

Bryshere Gray busted & jailed.  Blog King, Mass Appeal GOODYEAR, Ariz — Bryshere Gray, who starred as Hakeem Lyon in the Fox hip-hop drama “Empire,” will spend time behind bars for delivering his best Ike Turner impersonation (away from the TV studio). The 27-year-old actor was sentenced to 10 days in jail for felony aggravated assault after he pummeled his ...

Uber driver was bitten by nurse. Blog King, Mass Appeal TAMPA — Michele Stilwell, a 55-year-old nurse, was thrown in the slammer after she choked her Uber driver before masticating the scruff of his neck. Yuck! That’s gross! The zombie attack transpired around 5 p.m. on April 17th in Tampa, Florida. It was also captured on video. Cell phone footage ...

Kellen Winslow receives sentence. Blog King, Mass Appeal SAN DIEGO — It’ll be a minute before Kellen Winslow Jr. purloins copulation from female vagrants again. That’s because the former NFL tight end was sentenced to 14 years in prison after copping a plea deal. Kellen, 37, made a virtual appearance in a San Diego courtroom on Wednesday. San Diego County ...

Parkville Mayor busted for DWI. Blog King, Mass Appeal PARKVILLE – Law enforcement officials in Platte County, Missouri released a video unveiling the DWI arrest of Parkvillle Mayor Nan Johnston. The inebriated bureaucrat was busted Sept. 26th around 1:30 a.m. on Northwest 9 Highway. Dashcam footage shows a Platte County Deputy giving Johnston the third-degree while she was sedentary inside ...

Jaime and Kyle getting divorce. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — “I’m so frickin’ pissed! I’m gonna write a letter!” After thirteen years of holy matrimony, Jaime King is calling it quits. The “White Chicks” star and her husband, movie director Kyle Newman, are getting a divorce. Jaime — who suffers from an opioid and alcohol addiction — filed ...

Division rivals chasing Chiefs. Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Former Oakland Raiders head coach John Madden once said, “speed kills,” and our Super Bowl champion Kansas City Chiefs are living proof of that. Arnie Stapleton of the Associated Press concocted an editorial delineating the impact KC is having on the personnel decisions of AFC West division rivals. The ...

Heather Locklear receives sentence.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — After pleading “no contest” to an octet of maniacal misdemeanors, Heather Locklear will serve time. But it won’t be in jail. Instead, the “Melrose Place” actress was sentenced to 30 days in a residential mental health facility where she’ll be monitored and evaluated daily. In the event she screws up, ...