Uber driver was bitten by nurse. Blog King, Mass Appeal TAMPA — Michele Stilwell, a 55-year-old nurse, was thrown in the slammer after she choked her Uber driver before masticating the scruff of his neck. Yuck! That’s gross! The zombie attack transpired around 5 p.m. on April 17th in Tampa, Florida. It was also captured on video. Cell phone footage ...

Kellen Winslow receives sentence. Blog King, Mass Appeal SAN DIEGO — It’ll be a minute before Kellen Winslow Jr. purloins copulation from female vagrants again. That’s because the former NFL tight end was sentenced to 14 years in prison after copping a plea deal. Kellen, 37, made a virtual appearance in a San Diego courtroom on Wednesday. San Diego County ...

Parkville Mayor busted for DWI. Blog King, Mass Appeal PARKVILLE – Law enforcement officials in Platte County, Missouri released a video unveiling the DWI arrest of Parkvillle Mayor Nan Johnston. The inebriated bureaucrat was busted Sept. 26th around 1:30 a.m. on Northwest 9 Highway. Dashcam footage shows a Platte County Deputy giving Johnston the third-degree while she was sedentary inside ...

Jaime and Kyle getting divorce. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — “I’m so frickin’ pissed! I’m gonna write a letter!” After thirteen years of holy matrimony, Jaime King is calling it quits. The “White Chicks” star and her husband, movie director Kyle Newman, are getting a divorce. Jaime — who suffers from an opioid and alcohol addiction — filed ...

Division rivals chasing Chiefs. Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Former Oakland Raiders head coach John Madden once said, “speed kills,” and our Super Bowl champion Kansas City Chiefs are living proof of that. Arnie Stapleton of the Associated Press concocted an editorial delineating the impact KC is having on the personnel decisions of AFC West division rivals. The ...

Heather Locklear receives sentence.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — After pleading “no contest” to an octet of maniacal misdemeanors, Heather Locklear will serve time. But it won’t be in jail. Instead, the “Melrose Place” actress was sentenced to 30 days in a residential mental health facility where she’ll be monitored and evaluated daily. In the event she screws up, ...

Raptors fan jailed over lewd remarks.  Blog King, Mass Appeal TORONTO — “Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol.” After his team came up short in game two of the NBA Finals, Toronto Raptors fan Tristan Warkentin was thrown in the slammer for saying he’s gonna “f*ck” Ayesha Curry during a live television broadcast. Ayesha, 30, is ...

Motley Crue had highs and lows.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Bangin’ hot chicks in the middle of a show, snorting cocaine off percussion sets, and partying into the wee hours of the morning with Ozzy Osbourne. You name it, Motley Crue has done it. Now we get to see the sh*t for ourselves. That’s because the group’s ...

Ex-Royals player assaults girlfriend. Blog King, Mass Appeal GLENDALE — Like father, like son? Former Kansas City Royals outfielder Brian McRae was really good at hitting baseballs. He’s also highly proficient at hitting women. The 51-year-old McRae had his bestial ass thrown in jail the other day after he allegedly beat the hell out of his ex-girlfriend for, get this: ...

Police raid Kelly’s studio in Chicago. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — “When a woman’s fed up…” A few days ago, Chicago police raided R. Kelly’s recording studio after receiving a distress call claiming he held two chicks captive. Officers didn’t find any detained damsels but they noticed a mind-boggling 66 code violations specific to illegally constructed saunas and liquor ...