Nefarious nanny abuses neonate. Blog King, Mass Appeal BRONX — Here’s another reason to remain skeptical of who watches your kids: Abena Yeboah, a 71-year-old nanny, had her black ass thrown in jail after she assaulted a 9-month-old infant who was under her care. The heinous act of child abuse transpired July 8th inside a New York City residence. It was ...

Atlanta procurer assaults hooker.  Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA — “Hey, dirty, baby I got your money…” Law enforcement officials are investigating after a negro souteneur beat the sh*t out of his Caucasian prostitute after she eschewed copulation with clients amid trepidation of contracting the deadly coronavirus. The Ike & Tina ordeal transpired inside a gas station convenience store in ...

Eighteen blacks assault teenager.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Law enforcement officials in Brooklyn, New York are lookin’ to prosecute at least eighteen black dudes after they allegedly beat the hell out of a 15-year-old girl in broad daylight. The Rodney King-esque trouncing transpired Thursday afternoon on Utica Avenue near Sterling Place in Crown Heights. It was also ...

Cop got fired for arresting a child.  Blog King, Mass Appeal ORLANDO — This week’s “I F*cked Up A Good Job Award” goes to former police officer Dennis Turner who was fired after he arrested 6-year-old Kaia Rolle for throwing a paroxysm in class. The imbecilic ordeal took place last September at a charter school in Orlando, Florida. It was ...

Girlfriend bites off boyfriend’s tongue. Blog King, Mass Appeal DETROIT — Here’s a Valentine’s Day story for your ass: Youlette Wedgeworth, 52, had her fugly ass thrown in jail after she masticated her boyfriend’s tongue during a french kiss. The sanguinary ordeal went down inside his apartment bedroom on January 28th in Detroit, Michigan. According to court docs, Youlette and ...

Mark Walton thrown in jail.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — This week’s “I F*cked Up A Good Job Award” belongs to former Miami Dolphins running back Mark Walton who faces litigation after he allegedly beat the sh*t out of his gravid inamorata on Tuesday. Donning a beige jumpsuit and matching handcuffs, Walton appeared inside a Broward County courtroom on ...

Substitute teacher pummels student.  Blog King, Mass Appeal KYLE, Texas — This week’s “I F*cked Up a Good Job Award” belongs to 32-year-old Tiffani Shadell Lankford, a black substitute teacher, who was arrested and jailed after she beat the sh*t out of a white special needs student. The sanguinary ordeal went down Friday afternoon in Spanish class at Lehman High ...

Heather Locklear receives sentence.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — After pleading “no contest” to an octet of maniacal misdemeanors, Heather Locklear will serve time. But it won’t be in jail. Instead, the “Melrose Place” actress was sentenced to 30 days in a residential mental health facility where she’ll be monitored and evaluated daily. In the event she screws up, ...

Fabolous, Emily B are severing ties.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — You can stick a fork in Fabolous and Emily Bustamante because they’re done. After swappin’ spit for more than a decade, the 41-year-old rapper and his baby mama have apparently called it quits — ending their Ike and Tina-esque fusion. They share two children. Fabolous, if you ...

Transgender lady murdered in Texas. Blog King, Mass Appeal DALLAS — Muhlaysia Booker, the 23-year-old transgender chick assaulted by a ghetto mob last month, was shot dead early Saturday morning. The fatality transpired around 6:40 a.m. in downtown Dallas. Police Lt. Vincent Weddington labeled Muhlaysia’s demise “homicidal violence” just moments after finding her cadaver face-down in the middle of the ...