Biden’s Paradise forecasts danger. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Freedom Toons released a Woke rap video titled “Biden’s Paradise” — a parody of Coolio’s hit song “Gangster’s Paradise” — and the conception has gone mad viral. In the cartoon, a braided Joe Biden brags about sniffing children’s hair and selling our souls to China president Xi Jinping. “Damn I’m ...

Patrisse Cullors leaving network. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Patrisse Cullors, co-originator of “Black Lives Matter,” is calling it quits. Yessir, the lesbian Marxist is leaving the negro organization to become… a movie star. Patrisse stepped down Thursday as executive director of the “Black Lives Matter Network” amid allegations of swindling donors to help bankroll her real estate ...

Five dognappers busted, charged. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — It took a minute. But they finally got ’em. The five malefactors who purloined Lady Gaga’s two French Bulldogs after shooting her dog walker were busted Thursday afternoon. The dognapping transpired February 24th. It was also captured on video. Ryan Fischer, the dog walker, was hospitalized in critical condition. ...

White cop kills black teenager. Blog King, Mass Appeal COLUMBUS — Law enforcement officials in Columbus, Ohio are catching hell after a White police officer smoked a 16-year-old Black girl during a catfight. The sanguinary ordeal transpired prior to Tuesday’s announcement of Derek Chauvin’s guilty verdict. It was also captured on video. Police body cam footage shows foster child Ma’Khia ...

Derek Chauvin found “guilty.”  Blog King, Mass Appeal MINNEAPOLIS — Say his name. It took a measly 10 hours of deliberation, but the jury got it right. Former Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin was found guilty Tuesday afternoon on all three counts in the asphyxiation of George Floyd. Now he’s lookin’ at a million years behind bars. Judge Peter Cahill ...

Black Lives Matter extremely fruitful. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Now we know why “Black Lives Matter.” Because a métier in activism remunerates more than flippin’ burgers. Patrisse Khan-Cullors, the group’s co-founder, is catching hell for going on a real estate procurement binge. The 37-year-old lesbo has already purchased a quartet of exorbitant homes for $3.2 million in ...

Black men killed Caucasian chick.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — Evoire Collier, 21, and Dorian Taylor, 24, had their black asses thrown in jail after they raped and killed a vacationing white woman. The heinous ordeal transpired early Thursday morning around 1 a.m. in Miami during Spring Break. According to police reports, Evoire and Dorian gave 24-year-old Christine Englehardt ...

Amanda Gorman honorary captain.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Amanda Gorman recited a kick-ass poem at President Joe Biden’s inauguration. Now she plans to do the same at Super Bowl LV. The 22-year-old poet, who captivated America with “The Hill We Climb,” has been selected as an honorary captain for the February 7th interleague matchup featuring our Super ...

Travis Kelce joins racial discussion.  Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Travis Kelce, star tight end for our Super Bowl champion Kansas City Chiefs, wants you to know he’s down with the negro cause. And yes, he believes black lives matter. The Caucasian pass-catcher and several NFL players — namely Tennessee Titans running back Derrick Henry, Seattle Seahawks receiver ...

Hawk Newsome arrested, jailed.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Hawk Newsome, co-founder of the New York chapter of “Black Lives Matter,” was thrown in the slammer this weekend during an obstreperous protest that saw hundreds of BLM demonstrators going toe-to-toe with Donald Trump supporters in the middle of the street. The political donnybrook transpired in downtown Manhattan. It ...