Alexander busted with weed & gun. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — Former Kansas Jayhawk Cliff Alexander, who flamed out in the NBA after one regrettable season, was thrown behind bars after police found a loaded “Glock 21” and marijuana inside his truck. The Mary Jane ordeal transpired during a routine traffic stop around 9:30 p.m. on May 6th in ...

Obama addresses college graduates. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — Let’s call ’em the Class of COVID-19! Whilom President Barack Obama took the gloves off Saturday afternoon while exhorting thousands of college graduates during a YouTube commencement ceremony. While delivering an oration on “Show Me Your Walk, HBCU Edition,” the quondam Commander-in-Chief lambasted President Donald Trump’s handling of the coronavirus ...

First Lady releases solid documentary. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — “Tadow! How you like me now?” Named after her 2018 memoir, Michelle Obama’s Netflix documentary, “Becoming,” is a star-studded tearjerker that feels stagy in spots; mainly because through the years she’s learned to “be much more scripted” to curtail media scrutiny. But the ‘Girl Power’ conception is still must-see ...

Azriel Clary sets record straight. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — Azriel Clary, lead concubine of R. Kelly’s harem, continues to sing like a canary since severing ties with the incarcerated vocalist after 5 years of copulation. In a recently released YouTube video, Azriel called R. Kelly a pedophile and claimed deceased singer Aaliyah wasn’t his first underage victim. She ...

R. Kelly owes IRS delinquent taxes.  Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — His bank account is telling him “no”. But the IRS is telling him “yes”. It’ll take more than a stimulus check to rectify R. Kelly’s pecuniary predicament. That’s because the 53-year-old vocalist owes the IRS a mind-blogging $1.8 million in back taxes. Kelly, who’s serving time for a ...

Azriel Clary drops dookie bombshell.  Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — R. Kelly’s sexual assault case just took another bizarre twist. Azriel Clary, a former odalisque in Kelly’s harem, dropped a bombshell the other day when she accused the ignominious singer of forcing her to masticate her own feces. She said Kelly filmed the sordid ordeal. Azriel made the shocking ...

Jussie Smollett indicted again.  Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — Jussie Smollett is gonna f*ck around and end up behind bars with a phallus between his cheeks. The former “Empire” star was indicted Tuesday for a sextet of felonious charges tied to lying to the police. If you recall, in January 2019, the homosexual thespian told law enforcement officials he ...

R. Kelly’s chicks throwing blows.  Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — Joycelyn Savage and Azriel Clary, lead concubines of R. Kelly’s harem, experienced a series of contretemps on his birthday (Jan. 8) which culminated in fisticuffs. The cat-fight took place at Kelly’s Trump Tower seraglio in Chicago and it was captured on video. TMZ released cell phone footage that shows ...

Chicago Pastor caught stealing.  Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — This week’s “I F*cked Up A Good Job Award” goes to Chicago Pastor Clarence Smith Jr. who had his black ass thrown in jail for purloining roughly $1 million from a federal sustenance program for penurious children. Then, to compound matters, the negro bought himself a brand new Bentley for ...

R. Kelly facing another charge. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — “Age ain’t nothing but a number?” R. Kelly married 15-year-old Aaliyah in 1994. But, according to federal prosecutors, he bribed a government official to get her a fake ID that listed her age at 18. Now he’s being charged with another statutory crime 25 years later. The indictment came ...