Mobile strip club confiscates park. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — The Windy City is now known for clear heels. Authorities in Chicago are searching for an illegal mobile strip club that’s confiscated several parks and playgrounds throughout the city. The outdoor Gentlemen’s Club is comprised of exotic dancers, gang members and bouncers. Each rump shaker is given a diminutive ...

Barack & Michelle’s sexuality exposed? Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — A compilation video has gone viral that lends veracity to the assertion that quondam President Barack Obama is gay and whilom First Lady Michelle Obama is a transgender woman (né Michael Lavaughn Robinson). If you recall, Joan Rivers was the first celeb to drop the homo bombshell and she ...

Chicago convict abuses deputies. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — Jerome Townsel was thrown in the slammer after he pummeled four corpulent Sheriff’s deputies just minutes before he was scheduled to appear in court. The bout of fisticuffs transpired Wednesday morning around 10 a.m. inside the Skokie Courthouse. It was also captured on video. Surveillance footage shows Jerome thwacking the ...

Chicago officer shoots little boy. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — Authorities in Chicago are under fire after a White police officer shot and killed an unarmed, Hispanic, 13-year-old boy. The sanguinary ordeal transpired during a foot pursuit around 2:30 a.m. on March 29th. It was also captured on video. Police body cam footage shows the officer chasing Adam Toledo ...

Psycho went on shooting spree.  Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — Law enforcement officials in Chicago are probing for answers after 32-year-old Jason Nightengale went on a shooting spree for no reason, leaving several dead including himself. The sanguinary ordeal began Saturday afternoon around 1:50 p.m. in a parking lot located on South East End Avenue. That’s where Jason smoked ...

Alexander busted with weed & gun. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — Former Kansas Jayhawk Cliff Alexander, who flamed out in the NBA after one regrettable season, was thrown behind bars after police found a loaded “Glock 21” and marijuana inside his truck. The Mary Jane ordeal transpired during a routine traffic stop around 9:30 p.m. on May 6th in ...

Obama addresses college graduates. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — Let’s call ’em the Class of COVID-19! Whilom President Barack Obama took the gloves off Saturday afternoon while exhorting thousands of college graduates during a YouTube commencement ceremony. While delivering an oration on “Show Me Your Walk, HBCU Edition,” the quondam Commander-in-Chief lambasted President Donald Trump’s handling of the coronavirus ...

First Lady releases solid documentary. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — “Tadow! How you like me now?” Named after her 2018 memoir, Michelle Obama’s Netflix documentary, “Becoming,” is a star-studded tearjerker that feels stagy in spots; mainly because through the years she’s learned to “be much more scripted” to curtail media scrutiny. But the ‘Girl Power’ conception is still must-see ...

Azriel Clary sets record straight. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — Azriel Clary, lead concubine of R. Kelly’s harem, continues to sing like a canary since severing ties with the incarcerated vocalist after 5 years of copulation. In a recently released YouTube video, Azriel called R. Kelly a pedophile and claimed deceased singer Aaliyah wasn’t his first underage victim. She ...

R. Kelly owes IRS delinquent taxes.  Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — His bank account is telling him “no”. But the IRS is telling him “yes”. It’ll take more than a stimulus check to rectify R. Kelly’s pecuniary predicament. That’s because the 53-year-old vocalist owes the IRS a mind-blogging $1.8 million in back taxes. Kelly, who’s serving time for a ...