Psycho brothers murdered family.  Blog King, Mass Appeal ALLEN — Police officials in Allen, Texas are searching for answers after 19-year-old Farhan Towhid and his 21-year-old brother, Tanvir Towhid, murdered their entire family (à la the Menendez brothers) before taking their own lives. The murder-suicide transpired at their residence around 1:00 a.m. Monday morning. While conducting a welfare check, police ...

UCLA track star loathes Negroes.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Chris Weiland, who ran track at UCLA, was kicked off the team on Monday after he lambasted his White ex-girlfriend because she left him for a Black guy. It’s probably safe to assume Chris despises Oreo cookies. To exacerbate matters, his racist diatribe was captured on video. Instagram ...

Original Aunt Viv slams Aunt Becky.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Aunt Viv versus Aunt Becky! Janet Hubert, who starred as the original Aunt Viv on “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air,” went nuclear on Will Smith a few weeks ago for sabotaging her métier. Now she’s shifted her venomous cynosure towards “Full House” star Lori Loughlin (aka Aunt ...

White professor shares revelation.  Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Jessica Krug, a white professor at George Washington University, is catching hell for pretending to be black her entire adult life. No bullsh*t. Even family members didn’t have a clue. Now they’re ashamed. Jessica, a native of Kansas City, taught African and Latin American Studies. The Rachel Dolezal wannabe ...

Kashmiere thrives ‘against all odds.’  Blog King, Mass Appeal DALLAS — Because of a rare birth defect called “Bilateral Phocomelia,” Kashmiere Culberson was born without arms. But she’s still more efficient than most, thanks to her ten magical toes. The 22-year-old college grad owns a catalog of inspirational videos on her YouTube channel that shows how she’s adjusting to life ...

Mahomes gives farewell address.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LUBBOCK, Texas — Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes spent Saturday morning delivering a commencement address to the Class of 2020 at his alma mater, Texas Tech. Thanks to coronavirus, the valedictory was conducted as a virtual ceremony. But the Super Bowl MVP and the graduates made the most of it nonetheless. ...

Alexander busted with weed & gun. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — Former Kansas Jayhawk Cliff Alexander, who flamed out in the NBA after one regrettable season, was thrown behind bars after police found a loaded “Glock 21” and marijuana inside his truck. The Mary Jane ordeal transpired during a routine traffic stop around 9:30 p.m. on May 6th in ...

Lori & Mossimo pleading guilty.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES, Cali — “Full House” actress Lori Loughlin and her husband-in-crime, Mossimo Giannulli, are waving the white flag in their college bribery scandal. Instead of serving four decades behind bars for a myriad of scholastic felonies, the swindling lovebirds accepted a plea deal that garners a truncated sentence. As part ...

Obama addresses college graduates. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — Let’s call ’em the Class of COVID-19! Whilom President Barack Obama took the gloves off Saturday afternoon while exhorting thousands of college graduates during a YouTube commencement ceremony. While delivering an oration on “Show Me Your Walk, HBCU Edition,” the quondam Commander-in-Chief lambasted President Donald Trump’s handling of the coronavirus ...

Baldwin portrays President Trump. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — During the season finale of NBC’s “Saturday Night Live,” Alec Baldwin poked a little fun at President Donald Trump’s handling of the coronavirus pandemic. Baldwin’s Trump served as a keynote speaker for the graduation class of COVID-19. “Hello everyone, I’m Principal O’Grady,” Kate McKinnon said to a group of ...