Tag Archives: Election

Caitlyn Jenner is ‘running’ for Governor, Kardashians will not join her campaign

Caitlyn Jenner pursuing office. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Political savviness be damned, reality TV star Caitlyn Jenner (né Bruce Jenner) is running for governor of California! The transgender activist tweeted the news Friday morning. “I’m in! California is worth fighting for,” the he-she wrote. Caitlyn, a Republican, has already assembled a retinue that includes Tony Fabrizio and ...

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President Trump pardoned 143 convicts ‘including’ his favorite rapper Lil Wayne

Lil Wayne gets Trump pardon.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — Looks like Lil Wayne won’t serve a decade behind bars after all. That’s because President Donald Trump has decided to make the embattled lyricist a notable beneficiary of a presidential pardon before his successor, Joe Biden, officially takes office. Last December, Weezy (né Dwayne Michael Carter) pled guilty in ...

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Insurrection: Capitol is raided by Trump ‘supporters,’ many people killed in riots

Trump supporters breached Capitol. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Just when you thought things couldn’t get worse in the Divided States of America. Armed supporters of President Donald Trump raided the United States Capitol on Wednesday, forcing legislators and employees to take cover. The insurrection transpired an hour after President Trump incited thousands of MAGA attendees at his “Stop ...

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A Promised Land: Barack writes memoir detailing ‘conjugal strife’ with Michelle

Barack Obama writes memoir.  Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — From the outside lookin’ in, Barack Obama’s eight years in the White House appeared to be mostly unicorns and rainbows. But, according to his new 768-page memoir “A Promised Land,” the quondam Commander-in-Chief went through hell and back as the intricacies that come with being president took a toll on ...

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SNL celebrated Joe Biden’s victory, Dave Chappelle gave white folks n*gga lessons

SNL lauds Biden’s election triumph. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — The cast of ‘Saturday Night Live’ celebrated Joe’s Biden presidential victory while poking fun at Donald Trump’s defeat during the show’s hilarious cold open spoof. “Thank you America! We did it!” boasted Jim Carrey’s Biden at his victory assembly in Wilmington, Delaware. “I never felt so alive which ...

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Police Arrest Video: “Black Lives Matter” campaigner Hawk Newsome is arrested

Hawk Newsome arrested, jailed.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Hawk Newsome, co-founder of the New York chapter of “Black Lives Matter,” was thrown in the slammer this weekend during an obstreperous protest that saw hundreds of BLM demonstrators going toe-to-toe with Donald Trump supporters in the middle of the street. The political donnybrook transpired in downtown Manhattan. It ...

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Final Presidential Debate: Biden blames President Trump for coronavirus deaths

Biden vs Trump, Round 2 cordial. Blog King, Mass Appeal NASHVILLE — Round two of Joe Biden versus Donald Trump was less pugnacious than their first wrangle mainly because their propensity to grandstand and interrupt met resistance from a long overdue feature: a damn mute button. Because of that, the braggart politicians were able to voice their ambitions peacefully. Moderator ...

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