Claudia Jordan tells single ladies to accept loneliness
Claudia waves white flag. Blog King, Mass Appeal DALLAS -- "You can't make this sh*t up." During a recent appearance on the "Roomie Diaries" podcast, 52-year-old actress Claudia Jordan raised…
Leslie Jones is still single, claims U.S. men ain’t sh*t
Leslie is fried. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK -- "🎵I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful, dammit!🎵" During a recent appearance on "The Kelly Clarkson Show," comedienne Leslie Jones gave…
Olivia explains why women want masculine men more
Fellas, put your foot down. Blog King, Mass Appeal SEATTLE -- "🎵Macho, Macho Man. I gotta be a Macho Man.🎵" Fellas, does your woman take advantage of you? Do you…
Obama says kids need gay male role models, not dads
Barack Obama gay as hell. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO -- "🎵I'm coming out, I want the world to know. I got to let it show.🎵" Quondam President Barack Obama,…
Joy spread legs to advance
Fox Sports cleaning house. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES -- "How the hell you get fired on your day off?" This week's "I F*cked Up A Good Job Award🏆"…
Tommy cussed out a manly Boss Babe, trashed hyenas
Tommy slams Boss Babe. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES -- When asking a modern chick to become traditional goes comically wrong. A viral video shows matriarch critic Tommy Sotomayor…
Sophia the Humanoid says humans inferior to robots
Sophia talks robot uprising. Blog King, Mass Appeal HONG KONG -- "That Terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity,…
Joy criticizes masturbators, wants prostitution legalized
Joy Taylor slams incels. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES -- "🎵I don't want anybody else. When I think about you I touch myself.🎵" Fellas, do you find yourself jacking…
Olivia tells simps to eschew hounding & stalking their ex
Olivia tells beta males to move on. Blog King, Mass Appeal SEATTLE -- Fellas, are you having a hard time getting over your ex? Do you stalk her and masturbate…
12-foot black female statue sparks outrage everywhere
Female statue sparks outrage. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK -- First, Aunt Jemima was featured on the pancake box. Now this. British sculptor Thomas J. Price is catching hell…