Claudia Jordan tells single ladies to accept loneliness

Claudia waves white flag.

Blog King, Mass Appeal

DALLAS — “You can’t make this sh*t up.” During a recent appearance on the “Roomie Diaries” podcast, 52-year-old actress Claudia Jordan raised eyebrows when she told single women they may have to spend the rest of their lives alone as Kevin Samuels once predicted. That’s because, in America, women outnumber men 2 to 1 and there’s a paucity of eligible bachelors swimming in the dating pool. Not to mention, times have changed. Instead of cold approaching to initiate courtship, lonely mofos are now going online and swiping right. “I wish this generation could experience… all those good [simping] R&B songs [from the 90s],” Claudia told homosexual host Tuson Jewell. “Back then, men would pursue you and it felt like you were being courted and it felt like you were special. It didn’t feel like, you know, we didn’t have all these 50/50 conversations or I’m the prize.”

“Now, I just feel like with so much access to social media, humans are on the menu,” Claudia continued.

You can just go find someone in any city you want. So it makes a person in your face maybe less special to you.”

Another issue is modern women, like Claudia, are masculine Boss Chicks (even if prepossessing). They’re educated. They’re employed. And they have their own homes. But too many lack femininity, domestic skills and parenting prowess — traits that are nonnegotiable when it comes to Alphas. Conversely, Betas are fine with women being breadwinners, and they have no problem living underneath a female’s roof. An Alpha would rather be homeless than move in with a chick, which is why the two don’t mix.

Alphas and traditional women are a perfect match.

That leaves Betas as the logical choice for modern women.

But your average feminist believes she deserves better.

Even Claudia admits she’s grown weary of Pookie, Ray Ray and freeloading simps.

“Babyface said, ‘I’ll pay your rent. I’ll fix your car. I’ll buy your clothes. I’ll do it as soon as I get home from work,'” Claudia recalled.

Now you got a dude on your couch, eating your food, playing video games. What are we doing? Go to work.”

When asked if she’s ever come close to gettin’ hitched, Claudia insinuated she shunned a nice guy to run with a bad boy.

“I probably have overlooked a good candidate before.” she confessed.

Despite our nation’s shortage of men, Claudia believes women would have better luck on the dating scene if they simply focused more on themselves instead of succoring everyone else.

“I think with black women, specifically, it’s harder for us to ever feel like we can just kind of take a break. We have to be like all gas, no breaks. I don’t think we have the luxury of feeling like, ‘Okay, I can take a breather now and relax.’ And I think it’s really sad,” she explained.

“There’s all these statistics about 45%, 65% of black women will never get married, you know, and we’re out here taking care of everybody else and not getting taken care of. And I think it’s really sad. I think we self-imposed this cape on ourselves to save the world. Look at all the marches… We’re always at the front lines for everybody else. Brother gets killed, we’re in the front lines. The LGBTQ community, we’re in the front lines. Other women that are not even showing up as our allies, we’re in the front lines. Gaza… we’re always there for everybody else. And on top of all the stuff in our personal lives, we out here trying to save the world. When does that leave time for dating?”

The interview took a cringey turn towards its cessation.

That’s when Claudia became so desperate for a man’s affection, she offered Tuson some pussy even though he’s full-blown, Liberace gay.

“I had a good time with you. You were fun with your nice teeth,” Claudia said, causing Tuson to blush.

“And, when you want to come over and pet my cat😺, you let me know. We’re going to make you stop being afraid of the cat.”

Dayuuummm!

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