Kelce marries Taylor Swift, Harrison Butker not invited
Butker not invited. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK -- "🎵I'm a dude, he's a dude. She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey.🎵" Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce…
Mystikal sentenced to 20 years for raping a groupie
Mystikal is toast. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW ORLEANS -- If you recall, Mystikal once rapped, "🎵Shake ya ass, but watch yourself!🎵" And that's exactly what he's gonna have to…
Michelle Obama is a dude, MLB rips Gay Pride Month
Big Mike exposed. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASH -- "🎵I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. We're all dudes, hey!🎵" It's been one helluva Pride Month 🌈 in…
Jake the Awake: The NBA Finals rigged for gamblers
NBA Finals rigged. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK -- "🎵You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em.🎵" Uh-oh! Sports analyst Jake the Awake reviewed…
Karmelo is found guilty of murder, receives 35 years
Melo got 35. Blog King, Mass Appeal FRISCO -- As soon as it was announced Karmelo Anthony would stand trial before a non-black jury in Collin County, Texas, the only…
Ronda Rousey beats Gina Carano in only 17 seconds
Ronda stole $2 mil. Blog King, Mass Appeal INGLEWOOD -- Damn, that was fast. It took all of 17 seconds for Ronda Rousey, 39, to defeat Gina Carano, 44, on…
Kevin Hart’s roast is insane
Kevin roasted. Blog King, Mass Appeal CALI -- Yours truly finally got a chance to descry "The Roast of Kevin Hart" on Netflix. The 3-hour event transpired on Mother's Day…
Joy Taylor claims she has dicks falling from the sky
Joy hates church. Blog King, Mass Appeal CALI -- "🎵This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine.🎵" Are you constantly fabricating excuses to eschew going to church? Do…
Lord of Hatred f*ckin’ dope
Lord of Hatred rocks. Blog King, Mass Appeal CALI -- The war between Heaven & Hell, Angels & Demons 😈 continues in the highly anticipated expansion pack for Blizzard Entertainment's…
Hispanic female cop fired ’cause she hates ‘n*ggers
Cop fired. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOUSTON -- Houston, we have a problem! This week's "I F*cked Up A Good Job Award🏆" goes to Hispanic cop Ashley Gonzalez who was…