Cardi B taught Anatomy 101. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA — Cardi B is indeed the swiss army knife of entertainment. She’s a rapper, she’s a politician and now she’s an educator. Just hours after some jackass disseminated a counterfeit image of her twat online, Cardi clapped back with a pornographic crash course in vulva anatomy. The “Bodak Yellow” star, ...

Cardi B & Offset gettin’ a divorce. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA — You can stick a fork in Cardi B’s marriage because it’s done. The 27-year-old rapper-turned-politician and her husband Offset are callin’ it quits after three years of holy matrimony. Cardi filed dissolution documents in Georgia on Tuesday citing irreconcilable differences. She’s asking the court for primary physical ...

Officer tased black woman in Atlanta. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOGANVILLE — Law enforcement officials in Loganville, Georgia are investigating after a white police officer tased a black woman for talking too damn loud. The electrocution transpired Tuesday night around 7:30 p.m. on the front porch of a residence. It was also captured on video. Cell phone footage shows Gwinnett ...

Officers stabbed, inmates are shot.  Blog King, Mass Appeal WAYCROSS — Law enforcement officials in Georgia are investigating after two corrections officers were shanked by inmates at Ware State Prison in Waycross. Prisoners were ultimately shot in retaliation. The sanguinary ordeal transpired Saturday night around 10:40 p.m. It was also livestreamed by inmates with illegal cell phones. Raw video footage ...

Three presidents honor John Lewis.  Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA — Social distancing be damned, Rep. John Lewis was laid to rest on Thursday during an emotional 3-hour sepulture at Atlanta’s historic Ebenezer Baptist Church where Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. once served. Lewis, arguably Dr. King’s most staunch acolyte, passed away on July 17th amid complications from pancreatic cancer. ...

Jimmy John’s deli terminates four.  Blog King, Mass Appeal WOODSTOCK — Hostility in the dirty south continues as a quartet of teen employees at Jimmy John’s were fired for crafting a noose made of bread dough. The heartless ordeal transpired on July 4th at the delicatessen in Woodstock, Georgia. It was also captured on video. Cell phone footage shows a ...

Black Panthers seeking change. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA — The “Black Panthers” are back and they’re hunting white supremacists. Donning their signature Stygian raiments and pragmatic scowl, the heavily armed militia marched through Stone Mountain Park near Atlanta on Independence Day clamoring reparations and the obliteration of the gigantic Confederate rock effigy that’s widely regarded as being a monolith ...

Cardi B got new backside tattoo. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA — Rather than b*tch and complain, Cardi B is doing her part to help the economy recuperate from the coronavirus pandemic. And she’s identified a creative, albeit pornographic way to go about it. The 27-year-old lyricist remunerated tattoo artist Jamie Schene the other day and, now that the ink ...

Obama addresses college graduates. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — Let’s call ’em the Class of COVID-19! Whilom President Barack Obama took the gloves off Saturday afternoon while exhorting thousands of college graduates during a YouTube commencement ceremony. While delivering an oration on “Show Me Your Walk, HBCU Edition,” the quondam Commander-in-Chief lambasted President Donald Trump’s handling of the coronavirus ...

Lizzo is combating white supremacy.  Blog King, Mass Appeal BRUNSWICK — Like millions around the globe, “Truth Hurts” singer Lizzo is absolutely appalled by the sanguinary demise of negro jogger Ahmaud Arbery who was blown to smithereens by two white men in Brunswick, Georgia. The shooters — Gregory McMichael, 64, and his son Travis, 34 — said Ahmaud fit the ...