MVP and Brittany welcome a baby. Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Patrick Mahomes ran for his life in the Super Bowl. Now he’ll spend the next few years chasing a crumb snatcher around the house. That’s because Patrick — MVP quarterback of the Kansas City Chiefs — and his fiancée, Brittany Matthews, welcomed a healthy baby girl to ...

Eighteen blacks assault teenager.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Law enforcement officials in Brooklyn, New York are lookin’ to prosecute at least eighteen black dudes after they allegedly beat the hell out of a 15-year-old girl in broad daylight. The Rodney King-esque trouncing transpired Thursday afternoon on Utica Avenue near Sterling Place in Crown Heights. It was also ...

Cleveland officer urinates on a girl.  Blog King, Mass Appeal CLEVELAND, Ohio — Last month, Florida Sheriff Deputy Jerome Zaid had his perverted ass thrown in jail for micturating into the mouth of a 5-year-old girl. Now we have a second pee-pee cop deserving of contempt. Cleveland police officer Solomon Nhiwatiwa, hired in 2014, is busy putrefying behind bars after ...

Wacko tries to cannibalize girl. Blog King, Mass Appeal JOAQUIN, Texas — Law enforcement officials in Brevard County (Texas) can breathe a sigh of relief after averting 21-year-old Alexander Barter from raping, butchering and cannibalizing a little girl. The ghastly ordeal went down the other day in Joaquin, Texas. In an endeavor to gratify his “intense blood lust,” a deranged ...