Chiefs fan suffers knuckle sandwich.  Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — So this is what last place feels like. Law enforcement officials in the American Heartland are investigating after fans of the Kansas City Chiefs beat the hell outta each other in the stands. The sanguinary ordeal went down Sunday afternoon at Arrowhead Stadium following KC’s 30-24 loss to ...

Mahomes is No. 1, Kelce finishes 5th. Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — The NFL released its player-generated ‘Top 100’ list over the weekend and Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes came out on top for the first time. “This thing is heavy man,” he joked after accepting his trophy. “This is sweet, dude. A lot of hard work. ...

Jaxson Hayes is zapped by cops. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Law enforcement officials in Los Angeles are investigating after New Orleans Pelicans center Jaxson Hayes got tased by police for showin’ his ass. The electrocution transpired around 3 a.m. on July 28th. It was also captured on video. Cell phone footage shows a trio of officers tussling ...

Cheetah & Keeta getting married. Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Tyreek Hill’s Fourth of July weekend was brimming with fireworks and we’re not talking about bottle rockets and sparklers. That’s because the Kansas City Chiefs star proposed to his inamorata, Keeta Vaccaro, and received a resounding “yes!” Tyreek, who goes by the moniker “Cheetah,” popped the question during ...

Showtime Cruz favors Mahomes.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MIDLAND — Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes has a Mini-Me clone (à la Dr. Evil) who goes by the moniker Santi “Showtime” Cruz. The talented fourth-grader is only 10-years-old. But he looks, acts and plays football comparable to Mahomes. Not to mention both are Texas natives, both possess a cannon for ...

Brady, Mahomes Madden NFL 22 Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — The old G.O.A.T. and baby G.O.A.T. are together again. Less than a year after squaring off in Super Bowl LV, Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady and Kansas City Chiefs signal-caller Patrick Mahomes will aggrandize the cover of “Madden NFL 22” — the MVP edition. It’s the video ...

Paris sets her mouth ablaze. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Paris Hilton set her mouth ablaze while becoming the latest sacrificial lamb to appear on the popular YouTube series “Hot Ones” to answer questions for 20 minutes in conjunction with masticating a plate of spicy hot wings. While sedentary, the 40-year-old business mogul joined “First We Feast” host ...

Kenan Thompson discusses series.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Kenan Thompson spewed a profanity-laced tirade while becoming the latest sacrificial lamb to appear on the popular YouTube series “Hot Ones” to answer questions for 20 minutes in conjunction with masticating a plate of spicy hot wings. While sedentary, the 42-year-old TV personality joined “First We Feast” host Sean ...

Gracie Hunt is chasing dream.  Blog King, Mass Appeal OVERLAND PARK — Kansas City Chiefs heiress Gracie Hunt, daughter of owner Clark Hunt, formally announced her bid to compete for Miss USA. The prepossessing blonde is reppin’ the beautiful state of Kansas. “I’m so excited to announce that I will be competing for Miss Kansas USA this April!” Gracie, 21, ...

MVP and Brittany welcome a baby. Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Patrick Mahomes ran for his life in the Super Bowl. Now he’ll spend the next few years chasing a crumb snatcher around the house. That’s because Patrick — MVP quarterback of the Kansas City Chiefs — and his fiancée, Brittany Matthews, welcomed a healthy baby girl to ...