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Taylor wrote a song about dalliance with Travis Kelce

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Taylor wrote a Kelce song. 

Blog King, Mass Appeal

KANSAS CITY — Pop songstress Taylor Swift released her 11th studio album, “The Tortured Poets Department,” on Friday and, guess what? It contains songs about her boyfriend — Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce. The number “11” is ironic because in the occult world it means “The Master Among Men.” It’s Taylor’s way of saying she’s gonna rule over you should you go to hell. Nevertheless… The new album chronicles Taylor’s love life, which includes her breakups with Joe Alwyn and Matty Healy and her newfound dalliance with Kelce. In the song “The Alchemy,” Taylor talks about Kelce’s impact on the gridiron and his touchdown celebration. “🎵So when I touch down, call the amateurs and cut ’em from the team,🎵” she sang. “🎵Cause the sign on your heart said it’s still reserved for me. There was no chance trying to be the greatest in the league. Where’s the trophy?🏆 He just comes, running over to me.🎵”

In case you haven’t noticed… when Kelce scores a TD, he throws up a heart-shaped Illuminati gesture. One of the references Taylor made is creepy as hell. She sang, “🎵Are you gonna marry, kiss or kill me? It’s just a game, but really, I’m bettin’ on all three, for us two.🎵” Huh? Social media reaction was wild. One commenter wrote, “The lyrics in this song has proven just how much of a narcissist he really is.” Another chimed in with, “I really wish Travis would breed her already. It’s time to see Taylor with a baby bump!” A third person added, “Her new music moves away from love songs and explores metaphysics and the occult. I like it.”

What’s my take?

Kelce better not f*ck up, or Taylor is gonna write a bunch of heartbreak songs about his ass.

That’s why I would never date a singer.

They’ll put you on blast.

Watch Travis dance to Taylor’s music.

Share your thoughts.

This Post Has 26 Comments

  1. “Where’s the trophy?” He just came running to me” enough Taylor

  2. This is 100 percent about Travis and it’s so tasteful and beautiful . Amazing

  3. Omg the football references!! Travis you lucky bastard!!! he better treat her like the queen she is!

  4. For all the Swifties that dont know, Kansas City is also known as Crown Town !!!!!!! Its about Travis

  5. She knows how to appreciate her man thru this masterpiece!
    Mother is mothering!!!

  6. Some of the words in this song, like lift me up over your head and that’s what Travis did at Coachella with her.

  7. I love how Travis praises Taylor and isn’t shy of appreciating Taylor for the music genius she is 🥹🥹🥹 something Joe couldn’t do in 6 years. He was asked what his favorite Taylor’s song is and he would shut down the conversation

  8. OMG…who TF cares so much about this nonsense? Soon people will be collecting her feces and making artwork. People are just nuts. Just shows people in this society are becoming dumber and have nothing else to do but obsess over other people’s lives instead of worrying about their own.

  9. How many went and googled “alchemy”? I’m 63 & had never heard that word before. Taylor is a genius…love this album so freaking much!

  10. Here is me, a 60 year old, as happy as a clam that Taylor has met someone and it is true and real and still is like a dream, hopefully one that comes true. there is nothing wrong with being happy that two people find love. Only the brave follow the path of love.

  11. I feel sorry for Travis, she sounds so in love with Matty still and the two songs about Travis are devoid of any real emotion for him

  12. She’s a hilariously godawdul lyricist.

    Looking forward to her next breakup………

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