Obama promotes COVID-19 vaccine. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — As part of his “Roll Up Your Sleeves” initiative, quondam President Barack Obama met virtually with NBA greats Shaquille O’Neal and Charles Barkley to pressurize negroes into getting the coronavirus vaccine. Obama opened the chinwag with wisecracks about Shaq’s business ventures and Barkley’s waistline before starting a disquisition on immunizations. ...

Morgan Freeman promotes vaccine. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — Morgan Freeman says we should get the coronavirus vaccine because we can trust him. No bullsh*t. I don’t even know that n*gga. The 83-year-old thespian, who has played God in several films, damn near broke the Internet the other day when he released a public service announcement via YouTube urging ...

Lil Nas X joined Lucifer’s clique.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — Lil Nas X has sold his soul to the devil and, according to him, it’s “better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven.” The gay rapper set the Internet ablaze on Friday when he released his new music video “Montero” that shows him sliding down a ...

Israel forcing vaccinations?  Blog King, Mass Appeal ISRAEL — Ilana Rachel Daniel, a health advisor in Israel, released a video last week to give insight into the hellish circumstances her country is dealing with. Ilana said citizens without green passports — primarily those who are eschewing the coronavirus vaccine — have been completely ostracized. She said anti-vaxxers are being denied ...

Dazharia Shaffer commits suicide.  Blog King, Mass Appeal BATON ROUGE — Law enforcement officials in Baton Rouge are investigating after TikTok star Dazhariaa Quint Noyes committed suicide because she thought she was ugly. The prepossessing 18-year-old, better known as “Dee,” was browbeaten by Internet trolls prior to hanging herself on February 8th. She even shared an au revoir video with ...

Sammy Watkins raising eyebrows.  Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Sammy Watkins, star receiver of the Super Bowl champion Kansas City Chiefs, was recently featured in a Bleacher Report column written by Tyler Dunne. Now many readers are convinced he’s batshit crazy. While popping off his metaphysics prattle, Sammy said “all the things we think are good…aren’t good [and] all ...