Amanda Gorman honorary captain.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Amanda Gorman recited a kick-ass poem at President Joe Biden’s inauguration. Now she plans to do the same at Super Bowl LV. The 22-year-old poet, who captivated America with “The Hill We Climb,” has been selected as an honorary captain for the February 7th interleague matchup featuring our Super ...

Harvard professor assisted Chinese.  Blog King, Mass Appeal BOSTON — Word on the street claims Dr. Charles Lieber — professor at Harvard University — had his treasonous ass thrown in jail for “manufacturing and selling” coronavirus as a bioweapon to China. But, turns out, the scuttlebutt lacks veracity (wink, wink). Back in January, Lieber and two Chinese researchers — Yanqing ...

Jazz Jennings is Harvard bound.  Blog King, Mass Appeal BOSTON — Jazz Jennings is finally going to Harvard! Nearly a year after garnering her acceptance letter, the transgender celeb has decided to enroll in classes pronto on the Cambridge, Massachusetts campus. The “I Am Jazz” star made the pronouncement last Wednesday via Instagram with a photo of herself standing in front ...

Serial pooper is finally “busted.”  Blog King, Mass Appeal NATICK — It took awhile. But the serial pooper has finally been apprehended. Andrea Grocer had her nasty ass thrown in jail on Wednesday after she repeatedly took a dump on other people’s property. The dookie spree transpired in Natick, Massachusetts. Andrea’s first turd was found in a parking lot in ...

Kevin Spacey dodges bullet.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NANTUCKET — Former “House of Cards” actor Kevin Spacey dodged a bullet Wednesday afternoon when his felony sexual assault case was jettisoned “due to the unavailability of the complaining witness.” The 59-year-old homosexual was accused of getting an 18-year-old drunk before fondling his phallus in 2016. The alleged groping took place at ...

Trump ticks off Congresswomen.  Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — “Why don’t they go back” where they came from. Those are the racially-charged words of President Donald Trump who’s catching hell after he suggested that a quartet of Democratic congresswomen return to their native land. His targets are Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York, Ayanna Pressley of Massachusetts, Rashida Tlaib of ...

Bravo’s Andy Cohen rips ‘straight pride.’  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — In America, June is known as ‘Gay Pride Month’ — a celebratory occasion sopping with rainbows, jism and queer bravado. It’s also done in remembrance of the infamous Stonewall riots in 1969. But, there’s apparently a coterie of heterosexuals who feel the need to promulgate a retort. ...

Nasty mom gets busted in Florida.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MARION COUNTY, Fla. — Sara Nicole Resko, a 30-year-old unfit mother in Florida, is rotting behind bars after Marion County Sheriff Deputies found her 6 children living in “some of the worst” conditions ever witnessed. So, how did they catch her? On July 31st, deputies were cruising the strip when ...

Cosby’s wife livid, divorce looming? Blog King, Mass Appeal PHILADELPHIA — Mo’ Cosby Blues? Blog King just learned Bill Cosby’s mortified wife Camille has grown sick and tired of arguing with her convicted husband and, as a byproduct, she’s kicking him to the curb. That’s right dawg! After 54 years of holy matrimony, the once inseparable pair are headed towards ...