Android Sophia seeking family. Blog King, Mass Appeal SAUDI ARABIA — Not sure if you’re aware of this but, in 2017, a Saudi Arabian humanoid named Sophia made history by becoming the first android to be accorded legal citizenship. Well, now she wants a baby and a robotic family to boot. Kid you not. Sophia confabulated her desire for accouchement ...

Pandemic babies resemble aliens. Blog King, Mass Appeal MEXICO — A video has gone viral that shows the ill effects of the COVID vaccine on infants. The parents were inoculated between December 2020 and January 2021. Many of the “black-eyed babies” have dilated pupils coupled with premature aging. The tots resemble an admixture of aliens and manikins. The video shows ...

Nas X pregnancy drawin’ criticism. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Lil Nas X is having a baby and he has the sonogram to prove it! The homosexual rapper ruffled some feathers Thursday afternoon when he released a maternal photoshoot to promote his new album “Montero.” One of the pics shows a gravid Nas (né Montero Lamar Hill) cradling ...

MVP and Brittany welcome a baby. Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Patrick Mahomes ran for his life in the Super Bowl. Now he’ll spend the next few years chasing a crumb snatcher around the house. That’s because Patrick — MVP quarterback of the Kansas City Chiefs — and his fiancée, Brittany Matthews, welcomed a healthy baby girl to ...

Russell & Ciara welcome a boy.  Blog King, Mass Appeal SEATTLE — It’s a good thing Russell Wilson signed that lucrative 4-year, $140 million contact extension with the Seattle Seahawks last year because he’s gonna need every penny. His household size just expanded by one. The 31-year-old signal-caller and his wife, R&B star Ciara, welcomed their third child (a little ...

Nicki and Kenny expecting baby. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Nicki Minaj is on the cusp of being a mom! The 37-year-old rapper and her husband, Kenneth “Zoo” Petty are expecting their first neonate together. A gravid Nicki shared news of gestation on Monday via Instagram with a photographic album of prenatal snapshots to show off her spherical ...

Nefarious nanny abuses neonate. Blog King, Mass Appeal BRONX — Here’s another reason to remain skeptical of who watches your kids: Abena Yeboah, a 71-year-old nanny, had her black ass thrown in jail after she assaulted a 9-month-old infant who was under her care. The heinous act of child abuse transpired July 8th inside a New York City residence. It was ...