Dwayne Haskins missing a tooth. Blog King, Mass Appeal LAS VEGAS — The Washington Football Team jettisoned quarterback Dwayne Haskins last season for being a pussy. A year later, it appears nothing has changed. That’s because Dwayne’s wife — Kalabrya Gondrezick — went to jail for knocking his tooth out. The ass-whuppin’ transpired July 3rd inside their plush suite at ...

Aaron Rodgers is feeling unwanted.  Blog King, Mass Appeal GREEN BAY — Bottoms up! Aaron Rodgers was so pissed at the Green Bay Packers for drafting Utah State’s Jordan Love in the first round of the 2020 NFL Draft, he turned to booze as a coping mechanism. The 36-year-old quarterback spoke his mind during a recent appearance on Kyle Brandt’s ...

Leaf got jailed for domestic violence. Blog King, Mass Appeal PALM SPRINGS — Former quarterback Ryan Leaf, arguably the biggest bust in NFL history, had his abusive ass thrown in jail on Friday after he allegedly beat the sh*t out of his girlfriend. The Ike and Tina-esque ordeal transpired in Palm Springs, California. Details are kinda murky. But Leaf, 44, ...

Cam shows love at Thanksgiving Jam. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHARLOTTE — Cam Newton is known for donning flamboyant habiliment at weekly press conferences. He’s also revered for his charitable benefactions in Charlotte, North Carolina. Despite suffering a season-ending foot injury a few weeks ago, the Carolina Panthers star hosted 1,300 kids at TopGolf on Monday for his annual “Thanksgiving ...

Andrew Luck abandons Colts.  Blog King, Mass Appeal INDIANAPOLIS — After spending the past few years rehabilitating one excruciating ailment after another, Indianapolis Colts quarterback Andrew Luck is calling it quits. The 29-year-old signal caller blindsided everybody Saturday night when he announced his retirement during the Colts’ preseason matchup with the Chicago Bears. The natives are understandably pissed. As security ...