Subway worker pummels robber. Blog King, Mass Appeal ROCKFORD — Authorities in Illinois are investigating after a Subway employee pistol-whipped a robbery suspect. The ass-whuppin’ took place September 5th inside the deli in Rockford. It was also captured on video. Surveillance footage shows Araceli Sotelo wrestling with the hooded robber as she screamed for help. “He kind of just showed ...

Freaky teacher gropes student.  Blog King, Mass Appeal RICHMOND — Here’s another reason to pull your kids out of public schools ASAP! A high school teacher in Virginia is under fire after he inexplicably groped a female student while she was busy dancing. The lewd ordeal transpired in a classroom full of students. It was also captured on video. TikTok ...

Kristen pushed homo agenda.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Kristen Pitzen, a “Woke” teacher in Orange County, was given a pink slip for exhorting students to pledge allegiance to the Gay Pride banner… instead of the American flag. Kristen, who was remunerated by the Newport Mesa School District, said she jettisoned the American flag at the genesis of ...

Kel Mitchell is dodging his ex. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Kel Mitchell may want to pursue a fast food métier at “Good Burger” after all. Because it sounds like he could really use the money. Tyisha Hampton, Kel’s ex-wife, put the former Nickelodeon star on blast in a recently released TikTok video — claiming he owes her ...

Ted Cruz slams “woke” military. Blog King, Mass Appeal AUSTIN — Texas Senator Ted Cruz is once again catching hell after he lambasted servicemen of the U.S. military, calling ’em a bunch of “emasculated pansies.” The opprobrium came in response to an Army recruiting advertisement that was concocted by what he calls “Woke lefty bureaucrats.” All hell broke loose when ...

Black man whips Asian passenger. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Law enforcement officials in New York are searching for the Black man who beat the sh*t out of an Asian dude. The felonious ass-whuppin’ took place inside a subway train bound for Manhattan. It was also captured on video. TikTok footage shows the belligerent negro thwacking the Asian ...

Dazharia Shaffer commits suicide.  Blog King, Mass Appeal BATON ROUGE — Law enforcement officials in Baton Rouge are investigating after TikTok star Dazhariaa Quint Noyes committed suicide because she thought she was ugly. The prepossessing 18-year-old, better known as “Dee,” was browbeaten by Internet trolls prior to hanging herself on February 8th. She even shared an au revoir video with ...

Sasha Obama’s pictures leaked.  Blog King, Mass Appeal ANN ARBOR — Two months ago, Sasha Obama — youngest daughter of quondam President Barack Obama — set the Internet ablaze when she uploaded a maskless TikTok video of herself rappin’ explicit lyrics to Moneybagg Yo’s “Said Sum” remix featuring the City Girls. In the clip, the 19-year-old popsy and her BFF ...

Sasha’s rap video drawing criticism. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — She’s little no more. Sasha Obama, youngest daughter of President Barack Obama, set the Internet ablaze the other day when she uploaded a TikTok video of herself rappin’ the lyrics to Moneybagg Yo’s “Said Sum” remix featuring the City Girls. In the clip, the 19-year-old college student and her ...

Lizzo practicing physical fitness. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — No more Flamin’ Hot Cheetos for Lizzo. That’s because she’s now Vegan with an appetite for plant-based proteins. The corpulent songstress shared the vigorous news with her 8.7 million TikTok followers in a recent video with the caption: “Every journey is personal & deserves to be celebrated.” In the ...